Portuguese cockdwarf

a dwarf in one's pants who's sole purpose is to induce a permanent grin on the face of the user of said dwarf by sucking his or her cock (not to be confused with irascible cockdwarfs who are prone to biting and irrational behavior resulting in a negative disposition of the user of said dwarf)

Damn, that dude's got a permanent grin on his face Either he's plotting a Machiavellian scheme or he's got a Portuguese cockdwarf in his pants!

by specialpants January 10, 2015

Portuguese whoopie cushion

When you break wind into a woman’s vagina and she then queefs it out

Watch out for Christine, she’s always up for a Portuguese whoopie cushion

by Skeeeeeyeeee January 18, 2024

Portuguese rocketship

A portajohn.

Those migrant days laborers are blasting off in the portuguese rocketship.

by The House of Haunt August 18, 2024

Portuguese Cactus

The act of sitting your vagina slowly onto a cactus and then pouring lemon juice into the open wounds

My favourite torture method it the Portuguese cactus

by YellowNiqqa March 04, 2017

Portuguese Snuffle

When someone bites the end off an ice cream cone and uses it as a funnel to give their partner a spicy enema using Portugal’s own Licor Beirão. The patient then slowly trickles the Licor Beirão out over a slice of cheesecake to make a tasty dessert.

Once Sparky was settled in Lisbon he invested in a streetwalker who helped him prepare a Portuguese Snuffle as an early Halloween trick or treat for his good lady.

by Dr T Hamil October 07, 2023

Portuguese Bread Twist

When she won’t let you cum on her face so while you’re blowing her asshole out from behind, you pull out and pretend to cum on her back. But you don’t cum...you just make her THINK you came by shooting some chocolate syrup on her back. When she turns around and faces you (thinking you’re done) you procede unleash the full fury of your load all over her fucking face then procede yeet the fucking slut through a window. As she twists around to look at you her back arches into the shape of a bread loaf, hense the Bread Twist.

Chas- Bro I did the Portuguese Bread Twist to some dumb bitch last night. The damn hoe wouldn’t let me cum on her face, so I fucking did anyway. And then I yeeted that filthy slut straight out the fucking window into traffic.

by DirtySanCHAS69 December 14, 2018

Portuguese Disco Slide

When you're 3 sheets to the wind and end up with wounds days later, not knowing how you got them.

Robert " I don't know what I did to get these wounds on elbows?"
Angela " my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"

by Mad_signtist September 07, 2023