The guy that invites Vegans to his house party alone and tries to tempt them in to sexual favours using carrot sticks and hummus.
But usual is noted for heavy breathing and holding a club whilst forcing the vegan into his airing cupboard.
But usual is noted for heavy breathing and holding a club whilst forcing the vegan into his airing cupboard.
by RealGurl April 24, 2019
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Patrick, sometimes refered to a a true nigga or also commonly pronounced as man thot beats his meat vigorously causing severe friction damage. Sometimes he randomly nuts and the papa's milk runs down his leg, a Patrick commonly is very tall and handsome, but frequently touches women in the no no square but as a true gentleman, he always says no homo right after. Once in 2012 he visited Iran and stole all their oil and gave to US refinery's, he was paid twenty two million US dollars. He now places sanction's on irak and Iran oil production. Prefers the AK-47 over AR-15.
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Get the Patrick mug.A Patrick is a snake...plain and simple; typically a redhead who is tall. He can be overly dramatic and always try to get in your way. Don't be a Patrick.
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Get the Patrick mug.He is vary kind and sweet but some times he will throw a baseball at himself! He is one of the kindest people I know!
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