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Chew the foreskin

Variation of chew the fat. Used openly by gentiles or in secret by Jews to describe any non-kosher discussion. For example, how tasty Julia Louise-Dreyfus is, or why Palestinians could be considered human.
Oy vey, Efrayim. That Elaine. Every time I watch Seinfeld, her tuckus makes me crazy.”
“Why chew the foreskin you shmuck? You’ve always been a meschugener.”
by Itoldyadontfuckwitme December 30, 2018
mugGet the Chew the foreskinmug.

chew on this dick

"Hey little ma, how bout you chew on this dick?"
by J&Mmafia September 12, 2017
mugGet the chew on this dickmug.

The Chew Zone

Any area which is accessible to a puppy (or other animal) in which the animal can and will destroy property (shoes, toothbrushes, purses, etc...)

The Chew Zone can be redefined as said animal grows.
Ex 1. Since I left my shoes in the chew zone, Spot went to town.

Ex 2. Don't leave anything in the chew zone if you want to see it in one piece again.
by kat liz July 27, 2009
mugGet the The Chew Zonemug.

chew gash

I chewed her gash
by Conan September 7, 2003
mugGet the chew gashmug.

chew a brick

a practice promoted by neds as an alternative for getting the shit kicked out of your face.
are you looking at me or chewing a brick? because either way you're going to get a broken jaw!
by freshco May 1, 2005
mugGet the chew a brickmug.

Charleston Chew

A Charleston Chew is the name of the sexual act wherein the man slaps his partner's face with his member. While their are other names for this act it is the Charleston Chew that has become the term most applied.

It is thought that the term came to be when Lord Charleston mentioned in his journal documented that he had performed such an act, with the intent of seeking counsel due to his feelings that it may have been demeaning or provoked the wrath of God. Once he confessed to the Church he was sentenced to ninety days in state prison but reclaimed his rank and title upon his return.

What is even more uncertain is when the 'chew' suffix was attached. Most likely it originated when the partner being given the Charleston also stimulated the glans orally, giving rise to the implication of the member as a 'sweet' or 'tootsy-pop'. Charleston Chew is therefore how it is referred to.
'I shagged my wife last night then finished off by giving her a Charleston Chew the kinky minx'

'Hey dude look at her!'
'Man I bet she loves a good Charleston'
by Adrian Sheperd January 5, 2009
mugGet the Charleston Chewmug.

Charleston Chew

when you ravage a vagina so viciously, all you have left to F--- is the meat between the butt and the cunt. The butt cunt
Wow, she has a sloppy charleston chew
by DOUCHEY November 30, 2004
mugGet the Charleston Chewmug.

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