can be used to describe anything funny, outrageous, or just plain annoying. Also can be used as an interjection. Can be randomly said.
*someone steals your potato chips* Evil Lag! Give them back!; My door was being an Evil Lag today and refused to open, so I was stuck outside in a long and violent blizzard; In 6th hour today, we watched a boring video, so I just randomly said "Evil Laaaaag!"
by TGQ May 24, 2009

A temporary disruption of the body's biological clock experienced by persons who stay awake all night chatting on the Internet to someone resident in another time zone (typically a person they have never met and never will). The effects of net lag, which may include fatigue and irritability, generally disappear soon after one's partner discovers the conversation history in the messaging application.
"Damn Taylor, you look like shit today"
"I know, that Swedish chick is giving me a severe case of net lag."
"I know, that Swedish chick is giving me a severe case of net lag."
by trickeychick &moblet April 15, 2008

When In The Process of texting a individual, You Send Them Two text with nothing in Common, but they are forced by Proper Texting Guidelines to respond to Both Texts, Causing A message Lag between you and the individual, Pushing you off topic.
Text Lagging-
Texter1:Hey When's Amy's Birthday?
Texter1:Do you Like My New Shoes?
Texter2:April 27th
Texter2:Nah, too Colorful
Texter1:Hey When's Amy's Birthday?
Texter1:Do you Like My New Shoes?
Texter2:April 27th
Texter2:Nah, too Colorful
by Shamless20 April 22, 2009

a bastard way of winning gears of war 2 when ur team's being pwned or the player has no natural skill in a game, common for mouthy kids and overly competitive rejects to have 1 set up next to their mini-fridge and occurs mostly on wingman
they're entire team were getting whipped then some nub lag switched
that guy gave it all the lip but still had to lag switch for the win
that guy gave it all the lip but still had to lag switch for the win
by SuckmyTorqueBow April 9, 2009

Alla forums trådar eller kommentarsfält som på något sätt behandlar samhällsfrågor kommer att vridas till att handla om invandring och integration.
"Hur gick vi från att diskutera blöjraggares odräglighet till att skylla på invandrare?"
"Äsch det är Åkessons lag, någon högerpopulist blev kränkt och försöker vinna några få politiska poäng."
"Äsch det är Åkessons lag, någon högerpopulist blev kränkt och försöker vinna några få politiska poäng."
by Senap April 5, 2016

The feeling you get when you fall asleep in daylight and wake up in the complete dark of night. Usually accompanied by slight dizziness and inability to balance yourself properly.
by Singularity November 16, 2009

Jet Lag is sleeping disorder caused by traveling long distances,and time differences.There's also a great song called Jet Lag by Simple Plan.
by GetYourBlackStarOn! September 16, 2011
