LID

As it refers to humans; A low intelligence device.

Fred can't back his car down the drive without hitting his mailbox, he's a LID

by Joe Sinus October 21, 2018

hope the lid stays tight

Hoping to not take anymore pills/drugs

Idk man let's hope the lid stays tight

by Volleylover369 March 2, 2017

Meerkat on a lid

When you accidentally shit on the toilet lid.

Joel: Shit, I just put a meerkat on a lid.
Vince: Your mom is SO going to kill you dude.

by john stromboli September 15, 2020

Yellow Bin Lid Day

Taking out the plastics, removing the rubber.
Not wearing a condom.

“Yeah, on me way home for yellow bin lid day!”

“Silly me, wrong week for yellow bin lid day, and it was full!”

by HearSheHearShe April 23, 2024

pop that lid

The act of intentionally shooting yourself in the face in order to remove your current face and have a new, more attractive face surgically transplanted at a later date.

"Yoo bro shes never gonna date a fugmo like you, you betta pop that lid"

by bharv December 3, 2018

lid

a superior or morally higher person who is above standard and both appearance and personality

John: Who's that?
Mark: I don't know but she looks like a real lid
John: Yeah definitely

by lid number 3 August 19, 2021

Yogurt lid

When two men cum while docking and then they lick the semen out from inside each other's foreskin.

We were so hot after docking that I licked my own jizz out from his foreskin like a yogurt lid.

by das bouk! July 31, 2021