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I swear to god no crosses count

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.
Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count
by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024
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Swearative

Describing someone or a group of people who cuss a lot.
Joe: F***ing D***it you F***ing B****!!!
Bob: Woah, dude, you're very swearative today.

Jill: Yeah, Mrs. Hayfer and Mr. Lang kept telling us all to shut the F*** up.
Hana: Mr. Jones and Mrs. Hiller kept cussing at us too.
Jill: The teachers are really swearative today.
by RinuMizumi March 27, 2008
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swear guy

by swear guy September 16, 2023
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don't swear on god, swear on the devil cuz fck that ngga

basically what is just says

don't swear on something so holy grail and precious, swear on the devil cuz fck dat niqquh
1) i swear to god that niqquh wilin out for real
2) yo word he suttin else ma g but don't swear on god, swear on the devil cuz fck that ngga.
by princheska December 1, 2023
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Hidden swear words

Words with swear words in them/hidden in them.
Assassin has a Hidden swear words in and it’s ass.
by Milosh2008 September 9, 2025
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Sriracha Swear

A promise made by interlocking your middle fingers like a pinky promise. If one of the people making the promise doesn't keep it, they have to put Sriracha sauce in their eye.
Nancy: I can't believe Sarah fucked my ex! She Sriracha swore she wouldn't!

Riley: This is why you don't make a Sriracha Swear with a hoe.
by ThePseudonymph July 31, 2016
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