Mr. Hammer

A flaming faggot who sucks the largest cocks. He loves to blow his "horn". He is married to what looks like to be his sister. On occasion, he and P-Bone have a gay relationship in which they shove their instruments up each other's ass holes until they reach the climax of their orgasms. BAND HORNS UP! *clap**clap*

P-Bone: "Yo yo Mr. Hammer, I got my practice records for the nine weeks. Is there any extra credit I can do?"

Mr. Hammer: "Aww yeah, I got some 'extra credit' for you."

by Rifaat August 1, 2012

Mr. Chidester

His name may be long and strange but it sure is fun to pronounce.
He never forgets to bite his thumb at those who deserve it

such as Mrs. Liz or Mr. Faldie.

「ああ、あなたはMr. Chidesterうめき声を見ましたか？」
「チデスター氏は再びハエたたきを使用しています...」
「チデスター氏は彼の口に鉛筆を持っています!!!

by caligraphy April 10, 2019

mr schamp

A Type of teacher who will kill you in the halls for running, and buys 50 orders of hot dogs on Amazon and God knows what he does with them

Person1: Dude johnny boi (the hall monitor) is a mr schamp I saw him buying 50 hot dogs

Person2: Um Michael I think those were not hot dogs
person1: OH GOD...

by xX_Legend27_Xx February 1, 2017

Mr. Feliciano

Someone who just loves astronomy and thinks he's the shit.

"That guy is SO a Mr. Feliciano! D: "

by Woo!!!! April 10, 2009

Mr. Lawler

The only real world living human replica of Gordan Freeman, Half Life's main character.

Hey marsh lets go ask Gordan Freeman (Mr. Lawler) to use his gravity gun to fly us to Xactek!!1!

by David Walter Rolph January 5, 2009

Mr. Whalen

Mr. Whalen is an absolute Chad and is the god of Golf
Mr. Whalen could snap your neck with a can of Diet Coke if he wanted to.

Guy 1: ayy bruh I got uuuuuhhhhh... Mr. Whalen next block
Guy 2: *dies*

by camisachad November 13, 2019

Mr. Smiley

a legal herbal blend that when smoked gives you a marajuana like high. it is sold as herbal insence. it ranges from about 10 to 20 dollars per gram and can be found in truck stops and head shops.

Person 1: LEMME GET SOME OF THAT WEED
Person 2: nah this aint weed nigga
Person 1: what u smokin then
Person 2: MR. SMILEY, this shits off da hook bieotch

by DEATHBLOCKCOCKROCK October 22, 2010