Mermaiding

The act of taking a girl to a pool, ocean, or other swimming spot on a date so that the water will remove her makeup.

Girl 1: Don't you have a date this weekend?
Girl 2: I'm thinking about cancelling. He wants to go swimming but it's March. I think he's mermaiding me.

by pb&mj July 30, 2019

mermaid sex

when a mommy mermaid and a daddy mermaid rub there tails against eachother while screaming i'm cumming for you boi and im cumming hard

wierd pervert guy: hey dude did you see that new mermaid sex video
normal guy: wtf like what the actual fuck your a fucking animal pervert you horny hyena

by urfathersbuttplug December 8, 2021

The Wrong Mermaid

a. A merperson (usually a woman) who is the inverse of prevalent cultural depictions of merpeople: the front half of a fish attached at the waist to the bottom half of a person.
b. A sexual position based on this depiction, in which one partner is immobilized from the waist up, by tight swaddling with blankets.

Behind the door, I was shocked to find The Wrong Mermaid: Gwen immobilized on the couch, torso rolled tightly in Mom's quilt. Compromising as the position was, the back of Denise's head kept me from being forever traumatized by the sight of my pantsless sibling. I shut my eyes and pressed through to the hall.

by ExCognita March 25, 2023

Mermaid

Someone who has a much better voice than body.

A- I finally got to meet that chick I met online.
B- The one with sexy voice?
A- Yeah, bro. It was disappointing. She looks she's made from blocks.
B- Sounds like you got mermaided, my dude.

by Wordsexual September 21, 2019

Mermaid Spit

The name for bong water when you accidentally ingest it.

Tommy just got mermaid spit from his bong.

by TIPSDIAMREM February 13, 2025

mermaidations 5:10

mermaidations 5:10 “thou must watcheth h2o”

-made by @aqua the dino

“You’re a sinner, have you not read “mermaidations 5:10”? “thou must watcheth h2o”

by Aqua <3 February 1, 2023

Reverse Mermaid

The sexual act of copulating from behind while dunking their head in the bath.

My hair is wet because my boyfriend just did the reverse mermaid on me.

by ivlogtv October 8, 2023