mental paralysis

the state of being paralyzed by suffering from some sort of past trauma or abuse, whether mentally, emotionally, or physically.

David, I suffer from mental paralysis, because I was a victim of domestic violence.

by mississippi self publisher May 21, 2016

Mental blonk

A state of confusion brought about by the excessive intake of alcohol.

"I've got a mental blonk, I can't remember where I put my keys".

by Jakerator June 19, 2009

mental wheelies

Something you’re can only do after clearing out a poker table to get the sayonara LE

Youtuber: “ok so today imma show you how to pull of some mental wheelies.
Other person: “ahh pretty good mental wheelies

by mxrccy September 24, 2018

Mentally drunk

when you get so tired you sometimes cant think strait and you start being silly for no reason

someone: man your getting really mentally drunk!
someone2: i know, i think imma do something and put something on urban dictionary.

by MYsterious zanacara July 31, 2018

hive mentality

The collective minds of the majority of humans operating as a conglomerate singular entity rooted in self loathing and fear of the unknown with the sole purpose of persecuting those who have escaped the hive mentality or perhaps more accurate to say, were never a part of the hive mentality. People will copy each other in social settings to not stand out because everyone assumes that if you stand out you will be shunned, which usually happens. Persecution of individuals who do not deem in necessary to ascribe to the group survival mechanisms that pervade humanity. Hive mentality makes cultural phenomenon such as bullying, gossip, slander, hate crimes, and community mobbing possible and not only possible but inevitable. Those who have escaped the matrix of the mind ruled by ego, naturally, shine as lights in a world where fear and rejection of the truth is everywhere in everyone to at least some degree. To seek the assumed welfare of all humans, hive mentality has materialized to ensure that the functionality of the system happens at the expense of outliers rejected as threats to the system.

"Let's gossip about him/her because he/she is different and makes us question ourselves and then proceed to run a smear campaign against them, further harassing them and making them feel worthless so they feel that they have no one in life to be their friend"

"Classic hive mentality"

by gospelguy5voA1 September 12, 2020

Mental Bleach

alcoholic concoction (I prefer patron and apple juice) that completely scrubs your brain cells clean, making it impossible to remember the dirty shit you did the night before.

I have no idea what filthy shit I did last night, I drank some mental bleach and its all gone.

by ralf ralfenstein June 24, 2009

mental erection

1.n.a feeling of bliss in your head when you connect with somebody in a way you never connected before 2.n. feeling of an erection except for mentally not physically

man when i was talking to that girl a couple nights ago we just connected i got a mental erection.

by godking superdum November 9, 2009