The best football/soccer club in the world. Won a treble last season and might achieve a Premier League fourpeat this season. Has players such as Erling Haaland and Manuel Akanji
by fordashy is gay December 9, 2023
Get the Manchester City mug.The most successful team in the United Kingdom. They have millions of fans worldwide with fanclubs based in Laos, Thailand, China, England and Japan, to name a few. Many of their fans experience arrogance, delusions of grandeur and expectations of constant success. Founded in 1878,they were originally known as Newton Heath LYR F. C and were formed by workers on the tough Mancunian railway line. They are now widely regarded by many to be the best club of all time with 20 league titles(7 English Top Division, 13 Premier League) 2 English Second Division titles, 3 European Cups, 1 UEFA Cup, 12 FA Cup titles, 5 Football League Cups, 21 FA Community Shields, 1 European Cup Winners Cup, 1 European Super Cup, 1 Intercontinental Cup and 1 Fifa Club World Cup. Their 1998/99 season in which they completed a treble, which consists of a Premier League title, an FA Cup and a Champions League all in one season, made them the first British and as of writing, only British team to do it. They have strong rivalries with bitter rivals Manchester City and historic rivals Liverpool, the 4th biggest team of all time, Leeds United and Arsenal.
by Plimplom January 2, 2022
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by Pappa Nord January 31, 2017
Get the Manchester mug.A "Manchester" is used in response to an individual claiming a completely ridiculous course of action. Once Manchestered, said individual must complete his claim within either 24 hours or within a mutually agreed upon time frame, otherwise punishable with an open hand slap to the face. However if the Manchestered individual succeeds, they are then allowed to slap the individual who put the Manchester into motion. So Manchester with care.
Participating in the practice of Manchestering, is an opt in game for the participants, with no option to opt out for the remainder of the participant's lifespan.
“Do. Or do not. There is no try.” -Yoda
Participating in the practice of Manchestering, is an opt in game for the participants, with no option to opt out for the remainder of the participant's lifespan.
“Do. Or do not. There is no try.” -Yoda
Example 1:
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.
Subject 2: Manchester
Subject 1: (Does not try)
Subject 2: (Slaps Subject 1 with an open hand slap to the face)
Example 2:
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.
Subject 2: Manchester
Subject 1: (Tries and fails)
Subject 2: (Slaps Subject 1 with an open hand slap to the face)
Example 3
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.
Subject 2: Manchester
Subject 1: (Tries and gets the number)
Subject 2: (Prepares for a slapping)
Subject 1: (Slaps Subject 2 with an open hand slap to the face)
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.
Subject 2: Manchester
Subject 1: (Does not try)
Subject 2: (Slaps Subject 1 with an open hand slap to the face)
Example 2:
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.
Subject 2: Manchester
Subject 1: (Tries and fails)
Subject 2: (Slaps Subject 1 with an open hand slap to the face)
Example 3
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.
Subject 2: Manchester
Subject 1: (Tries and gets the number)
Subject 2: (Prepares for a slapping)
Subject 1: (Slaps Subject 2 with an open hand slap to the face)
by illyvilly September 24, 2019
Get the Manchester mug.An English football club that plays in the English Premier League. They were once the best team in England and also once one of the best teams in Europe. Nowadays they are a shadow of its former shelf and an absolute laughing stock due to the club being run more as a business by the Glazers rather than a football club.
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Get the Manchester United mug.by MORONBORIS August 21, 2022
Get the Manchester United mug.The greatest football team in English history. 20 Premier Leagues, 12 FA Cups, and 3 Champions Leagues. Two of their managers are amongst the three greatest in English football history - Matt Busby and Alex Ferguson, the latter being the greatest football manager in history.
The fact that people still hate Manchester United in 2023, despite the fact that we’ve been subpar for the past decade, is testament to how great we are.
by anonymous June 11, 2023
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