Jack's Mum

"Jack's Mum" is one of the more common variations of the classic Your Mum Joke.

Originating in the Grimsby area of England, the phrase has quickly circulated, becoming common among teenagers.

Although its implementation and purpose reflect that of the Your Mum Joke, it can be used to make yourself look cool and witty, while not directly insulting anyone. Commonly referred to as "The Gentleman's Your Mum Joke".
Person 1: Hey, if you eat too much you'll get sick.
Person 2: That's what I told Jacks Mum last night.

Person 1: Egg Fried Rice.
Person 2: Thats what Jack's Mum said.
by _/Anonymous\_ January 28, 2009
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Morgz mum

A fucking fat cow who fucks cats she's a fat whore all the less eating ur dads ass she's a fucking fat stupid bitch of a mother
Morgz mum is a fat slut.
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Morgz Mum

Morgz Mum is a interenet star that was born with an extra chromizone
Where's me, MUM! MORGAN IM RIGHT HERE
SHUT UP, MUM!
Morgz mum chromizone
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Mum Fat

When two people are having an argument and one says "Mum Fat" to break up the argument.
Kid 1: Why are you so mean?
Kid 2: No you
Kid 1: Stop annoying me!
Kid 2: Or what
Kid 1: Mum Fat
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natalia's mum

she's just so fucking hot i wanna marry her one day idc if she's taken
Wow! natalia's mum is looking hella fine today
by natalia's mums soulmate November 12, 2022
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your mum

usually really gay and likes smelling poopoo.

well its your mom
a popular joke among depressed 8 year olds
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Your Mum

Your mum is an unfunny joke that no one uses anymore, please find a funnier joke if you use this...
Friend Hey tell me a joke
You Your Mum
Friend ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
by Get a life love February 28, 2022
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