leggo my eggo

An ancient war cry from Egyptian crusaders in the Holy Land in 1996. When translated, the phrase actually means, "I will amputate every one of your limbs, harvest your bones, sharpen them, and repeatedly stab your left eye and then pull your right eye out of its socket". This threat proved to work well in battle.

Americans: "To battle!"
Koreans: "전투!"
Russians: "Сражаться!"
Canadians: "To ba- oh, sorry."
Germans: "Bekämpfen!"
Egyptian Crusaders: "Leggo my Eggo!"

by PartOnion May 19, 2019

Cooch Lagoon

A vulgar and disgusting woman that gives off a terrible odor from her vagina. The word derives from "cooch" which is a slang term for vagina and "lagoon" which is usually a smelly and closed area of water.

Close your legs cooch lagoon, you're making me have nausea.

by WithStrangeAeons July 8, 2011

Lego Eye

Condition when, after building legos for an extended period of time, all of the loose pieces begin to look the same.

I said I needed a four-long green brick; this is a two-long red one?!
Sorry, we've been building this damn thing for so long, I think I've got Lego Eye.

by The Jackel 2003 January 10, 2011

Legoman Legs

Exercising so much your obliques resemble a lego man's. Particularily from the belville series.

guy: Hey .... I'm a body builder, come packaged with washboard abs and legoman legs.

by Lady Boji June 23, 2009

LEGOist®

The new religion of creating art purely from LEGO® pieces. No other brand of construction blocks are acceptable to its followers.

My feet hurt... there's bits and pieces of LEGO® strewn all over that kid's bedroom floor. He's gotta be one mad LEGOist®.

by legofan July 16, 2011

LEGO Brick Artist

An artist that uses LEGO bricks and pieces as a medium to create art.

Kevin Hall from Melbourne Australia, always wanted to do something creative, and now, working as a LEGO Brick Artist and building giant models with LEGO, he has found his niche.

by Kevin Hall - LEGO Brick Artist January 10, 2012

Lego Stepper

A person who likes to have sex with a dude with a small dick.

Girl 1:"OMG that guy has such a small dick. Having sex with him is like stepping on a lego."
Girl 2: "Girl, you a lego stepper"

by DatCrazyKay November 4, 2012