Turning the knob

When you do everything leading up to sex but not the actual deed itself - like turning the knob of a door but not ever actually opening it.

Girl 1: So I spent the weekend over at this one's guy's house this weekend.
Girl 2: Did you guys hook up?
Girl 1: Almost, but not quite. More of just turning the knob, if you know what I mean.

Girl 1: So I spent the weekend over at this one's guy's house this weekend.
Girl 2: Did you guys hook up?
Girl 1: Almost, but not quite. More of just turning the knob, if you know what I mean.

by bloppityblopblop February 18, 2015

Slosh-knob

A term used to describe the poor state of one's penis after engaging in acts of sex with a less-than-desirable partner. The prefix 'slosh' could indicate that the penis is infected with an STI or in mangy condition as a result of the recent intercourse.

"Hey Jim, you and your slosh-knob can get the fuck away from me! I know where you've been putting that thing lately!"

by Jo-Ho999 March 4, 2010

nimble knob

A frail or weak individual that stands alone in the corner of a crowded room with only his thoughts to keep him entertained.

Guy# 1: That guy has been staring at that chick for an hour now. That's annoying me! Guy# 2: Ummmm yeah......he's a nimble knob! Just look at his haircut.

by JoeyBomm June 29, 2020

knob-hobber

Excessive dick sucker; person who sucks more than a lot of dick

Gosh, that girl is such a knob-hobber!

by Mrs. McKnobhobber March 17, 2017

Office knob

A term often used to describe someone who makes the office and work their entire personality. Often these people will come into the office 2 hours before their shift starts and leave 2 hours after it ends without overtime pay, often to attempt to impress their boss and co-workers.

Karen: I left the office at 7PM last night can I get a pay rise?
Manager: No stop being an office knob and work your contracted hours.

by Conwell_Laypang September 5, 2022

floyds knobs

A small village in Indiana where a bunch of middle class people think they are rich. The nicest restaurant is literally named, "A Nice Restaurant". Anything designer that might be seen in this village is a knock off because everyone spends there extra cash on diesel fuel for their pick up trucks. This is an attempt to feel like they are living the 'salt life' when in reality everyone is just smoking too much dirt weed.

Oh you're from Floyds Knobs? ......turbo diesel.....

by Sherriff White February 21, 2018

hog knob

Scottish word for very stupid person.

Don't stick that fork in the power point ya hog knob!

by Farty McFartface July 16, 2018