kansas city cupcake

taking a shit in your hand, then cumming on top of it and giving it to your girlfriend to eat

"i knew she was in to some really weird shit when she asked me for a kansas city cupcake"

by g to the hill December 04, 2008

Kansas City Classic

An unfortunate instance in which you're in the heat of the moment with a significant other, yet can't get erect.

I was with Sarah last night, but I pulled a real Kansas City Classic!

by ViagaraMan420 July 08, 2017

Kansas City Twister

To spin a flaccid penis in a circular motion almost like a helicopter.

Hey fam have you tried the Kansas City Twister recently, I heard it makes you cum a lot farther if you do it before stroking your stick!

by Offbrandsidwilson April 27, 2017

Kansas City Chiefs

the team everyone is jealous of.

A: Did you know that the Kansas City Chiefs are in Missouri instead of Kansas?
B: You seriously didn't know that?

by megasimp March 10, 2021

Kansas Knuckle Twister

To rapidly twist your wrist while fisting someone's ass. With enough kansas knuckle twisters an anus will begin to resemble that of the goatse.cx guy.

Becky's anus expanded to 3 times its orginal size after an intensive kansas knuckle twister session.

by your mother lolz June 19, 2008

kansas city peeler

stripper

hey dave how was that kansas city peeler....not bad don she was a real pole dancer i swear

by scrooloose .. July 11, 2008

kansas plow

Defecating and masturbating at the same time.

"Dude, I was watching Skinemax on the toilet last night and got horny while taking a dump. My girl wasn't around to take of me, so I just pulled a Kansas plow right there!"

by Goldenboy December 07, 2007