A Kerry is a guy best friend who you can do cute couple stuff with and have no feelings. Literally the sweetest guy who will make your heart happy but doesn't want a relationship. Never is there a thought of sexual actions or intent. Just a guy who you can tell anything and will actually listen. Kerry is someone who you will never forget and never leave. He's extremely loyal and is always happy for your accomplishments. Every girl needs a Kerry. 💗
Girl 1) I need a guy best friend who will do couple stuff with me.
Girl 2) Girl you need a Kerry!
Girl 1) omg yes!
Girl 2) Girl you need a Kerry!
Girl 1) omg yes!
by Fickle-Pickle March 18, 2024
Get the You need a Kerrymug. Jerry got participation L bozo imagine failing your guass contest after all that practice. Kerry has a huge fat juicy
by Kerry's Slave May 24, 2022
Get the kerry limug. AKA the 22 stone milf. A PHAT MILF who spoils her kids and has 5.6 x 10³ chins. Her kid is a racist and pedo.
by anonymous June 6, 2022
Get the kerry bakermug. basically
if you know a person called Kerrie FRIEND THEM RIGH NOW because theyre gonna stick by your side no matter what
if you know a person called Kerrie FRIEND THEM RIGH NOW because theyre gonna stick by your side no matter what
by icanbeyourangelordev June 7, 2022
Get the Kerriemug. A shortened nickname for the name Kerrigan. Kerris’ are pretty girls who have have rocking curves and beautiful aqua eyes. Kerri’s will most likely end up with a guy named Jason or Yeison
by Oliviabrown March 31, 2018
Get the Kerrimug. A moderate Democratic Senator, different ranking methods rate him between the 12th and 22nd most liberal Senator, he is in the center of the Democratic Party. Voted for the Iraq War. During the Democratic primary most people said they voted for him for no other reason than him being "electable". In exit polls 80% of the people who voted for Kerry said they were going on what they had seen on TV, 20% had actually researched all of the candidates. It was the opposite for Dean, 80% of the people who had voted for Howard Dean had researched all of the candidates. He was not a "flip-flopper", he never changed his mind on an issue, but on many issues he was deliberately vague. Contrary to Republican propaganda he did have one consistent position on Iraq.
Even though Kerry was such a poor candidate, Bush won with the smallest margin of victory for a sitting president in U.S. history. Bush received 2.5% more than Kerry; the closest previous margin won by a sitting President was 3.2% for Woodrow Wilson in 1916.
Even though Kerry was such a poor candidate, Bush won with the smallest margin of victory for a sitting president in U.S. history. Bush received 2.5% more than Kerry; the closest previous margin won by a sitting President was 3.2% for Woodrow Wilson in 1916.
I'm sick of the Democratic Party nominating conservative Democrats, it's time to have a real liberal like Dennis Kucinich run for President. I will admit that Kerry was slightly better than Clinton or Gore.
by j05h July 15, 2008
Get the john kerrymug. a school teacher that wont let you touch the top of a door frame and while stamp on your hand might be a bitch alot of the time but teaches outdoor survival
by LETSgetSMASHED October 3, 2022
Get the kerrymug.