January 4

January 4 is get off your phone and talk to your crush in person.

You: Hey! I just got off my phone to tell you I like you! It’s January 4th!

Your crush: Wow! You would do that for me? I like you back!

by IstubbedMitOe November 2, 2019

January 22

The best person in the worlds birthday: the mayor of flavor town himself! Guy Fieri!

Guy Fieri’s birthday is on January 22

by Pine_kacilynn October 18, 2019

January 17

The best day to cuddle up with your loved one or watch Netflix and give them head.

Girl- hey it’s January 17th you know what that means!

Boy- I’ll be over at 8.

by Mycockisphat October 15, 2019

January 1

January 1 is the Day of the GODs if you were born on January in a few years your a genius, everybody thinks your hot and tall

If your were born on January 1 your a true Genius

by JUANDA 99999999^99999999 IQ November 3, 2019

January 14

National turtle day for those turtles

Me:happy birthday turtle

Turtle:-looks-
Me:it’s January 14 turtle day
Turtle:-smiles-
Me:PARTY

by Maymalf April 19, 2019

January 20

National vibe check day!! Tell someone vibe check and if they aren't vibing then pennywise come and kills them

You:It's January 20 you know what that means. Vibe Check!!
Person: Nah
Pennywise: *rips off arm*
Person:*dies*

by 69 Is good. oh shit it's 420 December 20, 2019

January 13

January 13 Is love your girlfriend/boyfriend day! give your loved one lots of hugs and kisses today or you will get bad luck.

Give me 1555500 Hugs

why?

because it’s january 13!

ok!!

by AllieDuches12 January 12, 2020