by Ivan the boi April 10, 2022
Get the Epik Ivan Playmug. the most annoying bitch in the universe. he will not shut up about fnaf. he a gay faggot who will squeeze your balls like a stress ball. hes always getting people in trouble. and he is a dumbass, like i mean, he cant even solve a simple math problem. hes just a horrible guy to befriend because whats the point of being friends with him if he will just annoy and get you in trouble all the time?
Me:hey Ivan
Ivan Torres:*squeezes balls*
Me:wtf are u doing?!?!?
Ivan Torres:nothing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*squeezes balls harder*
Me:OW!STOP IT YOU GAY ASS BITCH!!!!!!
Ivan Torres:but im not doing anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*squeezes balls so hard that they break*
Me:FACK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
Ivan Torres:*squeezes balls*
Me:wtf are u doing?!?!?
Ivan Torres:nothing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*squeezes balls harder*
Me:OW!STOP IT YOU GAY ASS BITCH!!!!!!
Ivan Torres:but im not doing anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*squeezes balls so hard that they break*
Me:FACK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
by O-Flying-Monkey May 31, 2019
Get the Ivan Torresmug. An internet sub-culture created after a young Asian Fortnite prodigy that goes by the in-game alias of "40 HoneyComb". Ivan Master Race isn't just a phrase, it's also a statement that's become a lifestyle inspiring all young gamers to be great at Fortnite. 40 HoneyComb is the face of Ivan Master Race, literally.
Billy: "Bro did you see 40 HoneyComb 1v2 Symfuhny and BrookeAB?"
Johnny: "Yup, that kid's cracked bruh, Ivan Master Race!"
Johnny: "Yup, that kid's cracked bruh, Ivan Master Race!"
by hypnix November 3, 2020
Get the Ivan Master Racemug. by Zidoslav the mad lad January 6, 2019
Get the Ivan Viktorijo Bašićmug. by Zidoslav the mad lad January 6, 2019
Get the Ivan Viktorijo Bašićmug. The man who kills you during the morning and making you do VO2 Max .
He is nice and funny but scary and dangerous in side
He is nice and funny but scary and dangerous in side
by Pooooppp March 6, 2017
Get the Coach Ivan Bunakovmug. A geneticist most noted for his work on anthropomorphizing animals. His achievements include creating an unholy army of the night and a small speaking tour in Illinois.
by Tyrone Belsuvius Barnwell January 27, 2008
Get the Ivan Von Pasquavitchmug.