blockmine-itis

this is the fear of minecraft.
minecraft is full of viaritys of blocks so it is incourprated with the word.

"I cant not play minecraft with you, I have blockmine-itis."

by bb chan March 23, 2021

Fat Cat Itis (fat-cat-eyetiss)

When someone’s cat is so unbelievably fat, it not only breaks the bounds of what “Fat Cat” is in its entirety, while also attracting the attention of nearby pedestrians, who, mind you, are viewing it straight through the panties. Known to be very vivid, defined, wet, and even dripping in some of the most exquisite recorded individuals.

“Yo bro… I can’t believe it… I saw a case of Fat Cat Itis (fat-cat-eyetiss) for the FIRST time today! It was so damn invigorating, got me hard as a roc!”

by Professorial_Goose_2001 July 4, 2025

relation-itis

The act of being so socially awkward and inexperienced when trying to enter a relationship; bad/awkward flirting; you fucktards who can’t talk to girls/boys without messing up somehow and making shit weird

I think Jim is having a case of relation-itis, why is that? Well he’s never dated before....

Bruh she ghosted me after three days, do I have relation-itis?

by SuperGlimpses (Dic)tionary May 5, 2018

lostit-itis

Lostit-itis is the deasease (or feeling) you get after you "lose it".

"Sarah has been acting weird lately."

"I think she has lostit-itis."

by so i think i'm queen elizabeth October 25, 2008

ity

Reffered to an invincible person, Someone people look up to

you can't mess with em, they're an ity

by jxorry April 20, 2021

lazy-itis-otis

A medical condition in which certain breeds of Canis familiaris (dogs) exhibit behavioral tendencies often associated with heavy inanimate objects stored in sacks. Common symptoms are lying down at the dog park instead of playing with other dogs, lying down during a walk, and/or lying down during a burglary.

There are no known cures.

A: How was your walk with Jerry (basset hound)?
B: Not so great, I had to drag him most of the way.
A: Wow, sounds like Jerry might have lazy-itis-otis. You should really be feeding him a vegan diet.
B: Shut up, Karen.

by DCA1981 August 5, 2022

little bitch itis

A girl named katelynn who smells really bad and constantly reads porno books and does get dick down every opportunity she gets.

OH LOOK ITS A LITTLE BITCH ITIS

by bad bitch paper January 31, 2024