by jhsdfgasdfasdkjldfja December 29, 2007

Someone who flirts with a lot of people over the internet that don't live in the same state as them. It can also be someone who goes to a different state or country and has sex with a lot of people.
by Rebecca515 May 15, 2016

Me: Today was our Internal Heatquinox.
Friend: wtfizthat?
Me: I turned the furnace on for the first time since last spring.
Friend: wtfizthat?
Me: I turned the furnace on for the first time since last spring.
by P. Nathanial Poothy October 17, 2017

wordplay of the russian footballer zherkov, pronounced jer-kov. Defined as a wanker, bit of a jerk, tosser etc
by Mark and Nikki December 9, 2007

by DePwnzor July 2, 2007

Minorities thinking for themselves
"He just disagrees with me because he has internalized racism"
-usually some white girl with neon hair
-usually some white girl with neon hair
by CuteBoy56 December 13, 2020

When a man ejaculates inside of a women without a condom covering his penis. The man’s sperm floods into the vagina and washes it out much like a pressure wash at the local car wash
Mark, “did you use a condom with that girl last night?”. Steve, “no way, I gave that bitch an internal wash”
by Larry Thompson May 14, 2003
