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Instagram Normie

Something a redditard screeches when they see an emoji, or a post that isn't wholesome, Keanu Reeves, doggo, marvel quote, star wars quote, or any other shitty reaction image under a caption.

Mainly used by redditors who think theyre superior to instagram users and then continue make the same unoriginal joke as the last 100 people.
You didn't say "aww man" after i said creeper! you're an instagram normie!
by xD111111111111 August 24, 2019
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instagram purge

Event that started on July 19th 2014 where all the hateful/rejected/sadistic/heartless bastards on Instagram post compromising images (i.e. nudes) of people who trusted them with said images.
Asshole boyfriend: "She said No... Oh this bitch goin' down" *posts nudes of now ex-girlfriend on Instagram* "Hahahahahaha #Instagram Purge"
by King Kong Slong July 23, 2014
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instagram thot

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an instagram thot is a typically teenage girl that uses her natural beauty or makeup to gain followers

millielouiseexx is a thot which means she uses her beauty for followers
by bigpeenbenjamin November 5, 2019
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instagram positivity

When someone describes a product or action that in reality is completely useless but somehow they can still find something positive to say about it; an instagram influencer describing literally any product.
Instagram model: “I love it when my boyfriend cums on my face! There’s so much protein in semen and it makes your face so soft. Who needs real face masks!”

Follower: “wow I love her instagram positivity!”
by Slimjimdick October 19, 2019
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instagram acquaintance

Someone you never met in real life but you talk to them online when you're bored
oh! she's just an instagram acquaintance but damn hypes me up more than my own boyfriend
by Pikuismylove August 6, 2020
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Instagram high

The Instagram is a obsession with taking selfies and posting pointless pictures of food for no bloody reason and find happiness in this obsession
Hey I got new car, but first let me take a selfie and post it on Instagram to help my Instagram high.
by The bitch55 April 29, 2014
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Instagram flexing

When you think you’re better than someone else by posting a picture on Instagram acting like you got it like that but really you don’t.
Dude did you see Jake Mcvay on instagram?

-yeah dude that fool was straight Instagram flexing.
by Paul Pistone May 25, 2018
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