im-pwnd

a term that was devised when bored in the office by a non apple fanboy turd munching gizzard sniffers (me), to describe the I-phone. the most over marketed and over hyped smartphone because it has an apple logo on it. and it does loads of stuff that other smartphones do also. see also, the I-poo touch, the Kac-book, Kac-air and I-Kac

"omg omg omg!!! mi nw fne is ere!!"
"what u got"

"a iphone!"

"an im-pwnd? you fail -.-"

by kingarthur83rd January 27, 2010

Im Cumdaddy

The daddy of cum

Girl: Cum inside me
Guy: Im cumdaddy so I put the cum where I want

by Cumdaddy34 October 19, 2018

IM-OFP

Acronym and short for “I’m own fucking program”.

The boss wanted me to do that, but it ain’t gonna happen cause IM-OFP”

by 03bangbang November 23, 2020

Im Bossy

The one who gets shit done

Others have failed, Im bossy rarely does!!

by Im bossy December 19, 2016

Im KJ

Famous raid leader for FF14. He has consistently reached rank 1 across multiple classes and accounts. Also is challenger in league of legends, although legend says he once got 0 kills in a spike rush game.

Im KJ!

by Destin who February 17, 2022

im a chicken

The act of evolving into a chicken.

Hey Dave, im a chicken.

by MiniTheMutt May 14, 2018

IM-pounce

To initiate conversation, the second a person logs into their IM.

X)waiting for sign in
Y)signs in
X)IM-POUNCE

by Silent0809 February 19, 2009