Internal Damnation

A synonym for gut-rot. When your innards rebel due to poor dietary choices.

Carl: Hey, Steve, wanna meet my cousin? She's hot!
Steve: Some other time, I'm suffering from internal damnation 'cuz I had lunch at Taco Bell.

by fred ledge September 11, 2011

Internally Corrupt

The state of having frequent and uncontrollable shits.

Taking pleasure in anal penetration (Male)

Poor Jimmy had to spend 3 weeks out of school because he was....(whisper) Internally Corrupt.

by Foobadoobadoo January 16, 2007

Internal Heatquinox

The first day you use your furnace in the fall.

Me: Today was our Internal Heatquinox.
Friend: wtfizthat?
Me: I turned the furnace on for the first time since last spring.

by P. Nathanial Poothy October 17, 2017

Russian International

wordplay of the russian footballer zherkov, pronounced jer-kov. Defined as a wanker, bit of a jerk, tosser etc

ur nothing more than a russian international

damn that guy is a russian international

by Mark and Nikki December 9, 2007

Ross The Intern

A gay man featured on Jay Leno show, usually going to gay events like horse racing and CMT awards.

Boy, that Ross The Intern guy last night was a real fag!

by DePwnzor July 2, 2007

Internalized Racism

Minorities thinking for themselves

"He just disagrees with me because he has internalized racism"
-usually some white girl with neon hair

by CuteBoy56 December 13, 2020

internal wash

When a man ejaculates inside of a women without a condom covering his penis. The man’s sperm floods into the vagina and washes it out much like a pressure wash at the local car wash

Mark, “did you use a condom with that girl last night?”. Steve, “no way, I gave that bitch an internal wash”

by Larry Thompson May 14, 2003