Hyper-mybad

the errant result of a hypermiler accelerating in neutral on a turn and putting the car back in drive causing loss of control or an accident.

I pulled a hyper-mybad when I was rounding the corner and smoked some old lady.

by rustdrut June 12, 2008

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Hyper Jelqing

The art of continuously pulling on one's penis to create tiny microfiber tears in the penal region to gain anywhere from 10 inches to the length of the universe over an unending period of time at speeds exceeding mach 10!!!!

Charles: "I have just begun my Hyper Jelqing session and I have already gained 20 feet to my dick"
Zakary: "type shit skibbidi rizz, i might need to start that my shit small ong i want one that wraps around the solar system"
Luke: "I must create microfiber tears to make my penal region bigger than Earth, Space, and Time. I will create rips in the spacetime continuum.

by Sketchy white van 69 December 6, 2024

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hyper

Hyper is a person on discord. He is the most known person on cord and richest. He owns discord.gg/300.

yooo, have you seen that nigga hyper? he's so famous.

by thatniggahyper December 16, 2020

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hyper bisexual

Avidly seeks sexual adventures with men and women.

My roommate is so hyper bisexual he has three cock rings.

by Larn April 21, 2018

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Hyper-fan-ness

When a person obsesses about one celebrity per week so much so that he/she believes that he or she is actually similar to that celebrity

For example: Watching interviews and concerts from past-century/decade of Illayaraja non-stop for hours leading to singing and behaving like him, i.e., hyper-fan-ness.

by A-SGG January 8, 2012

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