Holiday Pie

A heavily planned sex act between a man and a menstruating woman. The day before, the man eats only leafy green vegetables, and takes a massive green shit on a plate. Then, the woman crouches over the plate, allowing her period blood to drizzle on top, thus making a festive red and green Holiday Pie. Serves 2.
"Wow Johnny, this Holiday Pie you made is amazing!"

"Thanks mom, Linda and I made it together."
by TrakPak December 05, 2018
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holiday weight

the weight you gain when you burge during the holidays.
I lost all my holiday weight by spending ten hours in the gym.
by Vanity_$ December 29, 2008
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holiday juice

vodka that is drunk by olga and aryssa during the holiday season. caution: you may be urged to think you are harry pothead or a naked pirate
while instructed to do a project, olga and aryssa sit around drinking holiday juice and dance to "explosion" by kalwi and remi
by arolga January 05, 2008
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Holiday tip

The dreaded tip expectation that comes during the Christmas holiday season and is expected by every service provider, from the mailman to the hair stylist. Confusion abounds on who is actually worthy of this extra tip, how much, and when the cut off date is. More specifically, there is a magical day in December (before Christmas) when there is an understanding that it’s the usual tip and one hasn’t crossed the threshold of holiday tipping. Generally thought to be December 15th.
Jimmy raced to the barber to get his haircut on December 15th, knowing that the holiday tip expectation was upon him.
by Grant Rampus December 10, 2019
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holiday asshole

N. A person who at a festive event, wedding, holiday, party, is is being an asshole, or just makes an ass out of themselves and ruins it for everybody.
The christmas party was awesome until Brad upper decked the bathroom and got us kicked out of the party, what a holiday asshole.

Somebody put xanax in the hunch-punch, what a holiday asshole.

He said he pulled out,what a holiday asshole.

I want to trade some of my .22 bullets for some .50 BMG, what a holiday asshole.

He dropped an X pill in the fishtank, what a holiday asshole.

That dock rat covered my shit in feta cheese, what a holiday asshole.
by Governor Captain Jack December 09, 2013
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Holiday Waterbugs

A moment where people are being overdramatic and haters and the need for oversized sunglasses is needed. This occurs during the holidays especially.
Dumb Girl 1: Did you see Jenny get that awesome dress and makeup for Christmas?
Dumb Girl 2: Yeah , I'm sooooooo Jelly
Jenny: Hold on. let me get my Holiday Waterbugs
by ThatWeirdGirl December 30, 2013
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Holiday Entry

holiday entry (noun, or verb): when a woman (usually an ex) tries to renter your life by texting you “happy birthday”, or “happy (insert holiday)” as an excuse to get back to texting u, in hopes of having another chance with
Kirin: “My ex bitch just “happy birthday’d” into talking to me again
Will: “Don’t fall for the Holiday Entry. It’s a move these bitches like to use”
Kirin: “Good looks man thanks for letting me know. Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks”
by GawkityGawk April 18, 2022
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