Honkertoot

Stonerism for a BIG Honkertooting cannabis bud.

The size of that HONKER!!!!
HONKERTOOT!

Look at the size of that Honkertoot!

by TigerToeTurtle July 4, 2020

Hocker

Bone Hocker

In the U.S. penal system there is a phrase " Bone Hocker " which refers to an inmate while showering with others staring at other inmates privates.

by Joe Kabotz November 28, 2020

Veloci-hooker

VEL - OS - E - hooker.

Half unlikable woman half flesh ripping lizard Identified by a hotter-than thou attitude and all around selfish behavior that seems to put down everyone she consider less attractive than her.

Common behaviour would be to show up to a social event or group setting and not communicate and judge everyone unfavorable by sterio-types

Natural habitat would be less attractive friends or equally trendy friends so she can feel good about her self.

"why did that brunette just leave the table?"
"That veloci-hooker insulted my wranglers so I told her to find somewhere else to hang out, jesus there just pants."

by 5ronins December 8, 2009

couch hooker

a partner that is so lazy,so irresponsible that you have to LITERALLY pay them to get up off your couch.

i heard lisa had a new boyfriend.... yes, but he's a couch hooker, she has to pay him to get up when she gets home from work....ah,bummer.

by karmagirlbme April 11, 2010

Hat Hooker

A hooker that you pay to wear your favorite hats, which then strangely pleases you.

That Hat Hooker put my bowling cap on and I just about jizzed my pants.

by Tom Jankadewdle June 1, 2011

determined hooker

when you are dressed as a two bit hooker, refuse to be called one, and are determined as fuck to be one.

"jessica is literally a determined hooker"

by Gassypasted November 30, 2017

A hookers toothbrush

A procedure of which takes place in the morning, you drink a swig (mouthful) of vodka in replacement of brushing your teeth to then spit it out.

Did you know that Amy uses a hookers toothbrush?

by Lucifer_009 May 25, 2018