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Heater

A ritualistic male bonding event consisting of complete and total inebriation, drugs, intercourse with various Women, and disregard for law. Usually lasting 2 nights and resulting in bankruptcy, divorce, arrests, annulments, and break-ups.
Damn bruh, that heater this weekend really fucked my life up!
by J to the M October 6, 2012
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Heater

1. The act of taking a stinking poop that permeates through out an office/environment.

2. Name calling of a man and/or woman in office/environment setting who takes a number of serial smelly shits.
Ex. 1: A) Jesus John!! Did you just take a heater in the bathroom?

B) I gotta go take a heater, I'll be back a few minutes.

Ex. 2: A) Look at the heater at his/her chair.

B) Watch out! The heater just got out of the bathroom.
by Dudley 'Booger' Dawson January 26, 2011
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No Hetero

Said to cancel out an ambiguously heterosexual (straight) comment. Can be used by people of all sexual orientations.
1. Girl: Billy and I were holding hands last night, no hetero.
2. Boy: That dress makes her boobs look real perky, no hetero though.
by Lil' Berry February 18, 2008
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heteroflexible

A person who enjoys sex with both male & females but considers themself heterosexual in the sense that they do not relate with the same sex for an emotional relationship like a bi-sexual could. Heteroflexible is a heterosexual person that is beyond the bi-curious stage but would never engage in an emotional relationship with the same sex.
I like the fact that my wife is heteroflexible, she really likes girls as an appeitizer before she's ready for the main course!
by Terri & Dan November 17, 2007
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Dennis Hastert

The third most powerful man in America; the longest-serving Republican Speaker of the House of Representatives in the history of the United States; a former high school teacher and coach; a genuine human being known for his straight-talk and Midwestern values; works hard during the week in Washington and comes home during the weekend like most Americans, unlike run-of-the-mill politicians who aren't in touch with their constituents or reality since they spend all their time in Washington, DC.
Dennis Hastert: the coach is my speaker.
by acb October 15, 2006
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heater

In poker, a heater is a period where a player is getting better than average cards. Heaters don't theoretically exist, but they appear to exist on a player's graph. Can last for a very short while or a very long while.
I was on a huge heater where I was running $5,000 over EV. Now I'm downswinging back to zero :(
by coffee n ciggz August 22, 2010
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space heater

1. (noun) an electrical device that is used to heat one's home. Could also be pawned, along with a bike, by a drunk Indian named Jonas so that he is able to pay his friend the 50 dollars that he owes him.
Jonas: (in drunken slur) I’ll need you to spot me like 50, we go out. I’m going to pawn a couple space heaters and a bike tomorrow… so I’ll pay you back.
by tifalicious January 29, 2009
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