holiday weight

the weight you gain when you burge during the holidays.

I lost all my holiday weight by spending ten hours in the gym.

by Vanity_$ December 30, 2008

Holiday Pie

A heavily planned sex act between a man and a menstruating woman. The day before, the man eats only leafy green vegetables, and takes a massive green shit on a plate. Then, the woman crouches over the plate, allowing her period blood to drizzle on top, thus making a festive red and green Holiday Pie. Serves 2.

"Wow Johnny, this Holiday Pie you made is amazing!"

"Thanks mom, Linda and I made it together."

by TrakPak December 4, 2018

holiday juice

vodka that is drunk by olga and aryssa during the holiday season. caution: you may be urged to think you are harry pothead or a naked pirate

while instructed to do a project, olga and aryssa sit around drinking holiday juice and dance to "explosion" by kalwi and remi

by arolga January 13, 2008

Holiday fucker

These motherfuckers who keep pulling random holidays out of their ass.

Holiday fucker 1: Hey, June 3rd is another furry holiday I just made up, hurr durr
Holiday fucker 2: Oh yeah? Well June 4th is another anti-furry holiday I just made up duhhhhhhh
Any sane person: Can we just stop making up these random ass holidays and live a god damn normal life?

by GameMech April 8, 2021

holiday drunk

When you Overdo everything at the holiday party, and turn the whole event into a Shit Show of Bad Decisions

Ray drank way too much and got Holiday Drunk at the party. HO Ho Ho... did you see the pictures?

by embee111 April 22, 2018

Holiday Douche

Somebody who takes the day off work before or after every holiday.

Bill: "Scot Wayfinder took December 26th off again this year."
Daniel: "He's such a holiday douche.

by threelunches May 26, 2020

holiday postal

When going postal can't describe the amount of psychotic behavior that will be exhibited. Phrase is related to the amount of postal traffic during the holidays and how postal employees are under even more stress during those periods.

If you don't give me my McNuggets I'm going to go holiday postal on your ass!

by TyAdalyn September 25, 2010