holiday juice

vodka that is drunk by olga and aryssa during the holiday season. caution: you may be urged to think you are harry pothead or a naked pirate

while instructed to do a project, olga and aryssa sit around drinking holiday juice and dance to "explosion" by kalwi and remi

by arolga January 13, 2008

holiday weight

the weight you gain when you burge during the holidays.

I lost all my holiday weight by spending ten hours in the gym.

by Vanity_$ December 30, 2008

Holiday Pie

A heavily planned sex act between a man and a menstruating woman. The day before, the man eats only leafy green vegetables, and takes a massive green shit on a plate. Then, the woman crouches over the plate, allowing her period blood to drizzle on top, thus making a festive red and green Holiday Pie. Serves 2.

"Wow Johnny, this Holiday Pie you made is amazing!"

"Thanks mom, Linda and I made it together."

by TrakPak December 4, 2018

holiday postal

When going postal can't describe the amount of psychotic behavior that will be exhibited. Phrase is related to the amount of postal traffic during the holidays and how postal employees are under even more stress during those periods.

If you don't give me my McNuggets I'm going to go holiday postal on your ass!

by TyAdalyn September 25, 2010

Drinking Holiday

A holiday that is celebrated for only one purpose: To drink.

Person 1: Your Irish why are you celebrating Cinco de Mayo?

Person 2: BECAUSE IT'S A DRINKING HOLIDAY! *chugs down a Guiness*

by Mr. PandaBear May 30, 2011

roofers holiday

RAIN DAY!

looks like its a roofers holiday tommorow wanna go out and drink tonight?

by riderx August 27, 2008

holiday asshole

N. A person who at a festive event, wedding, holiday, party, is is being an asshole, or just makes an ass out of themselves and ruins it for everybody.

The christmas party was awesome until Brad upper decked the bathroom and got us kicked out of the party, what a holiday asshole.

Somebody put xanax in the hunch-punch, what a holiday asshole.

He said he pulled out,what a holiday asshole.

I want to trade some of my .22 bullets for some .50 BMG, what a holiday asshole.

He dropped an X pill in the fishtank, what a holiday asshole.

That dock rat covered my shit in feta cheese, what a holiday asshole.

by Governor Captain Jack December 8, 2013