Harper is a sexy beast who takes long strides while walking because he has a monsterous dick. He constantly walks with his hands in his pockets with a smile on his and is always on the sidelines during football games.
Person 1: “why he walk like that”
Person 2: “he has a monsterous dick”
Person 1: “is he a Harper?”
Person 2: “yup”
Person 2: “he has a monsterous dick”
Person 1: “is he a Harper?”
Person 2: “yup”
by Iheartbigmouthjay November 24, 2021
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Person 2: What are they doing?
Person1: I think they’re pegging Jacob Harper right now
Person 2: What are they doing?
Person1: I think they’re pegging Jacob Harper right now
by Kcrc1587 November 23, 2021
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by Un_poco_loco December 28, 2025
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by wrd2 smd March 1, 2023
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by YOURGAYBESTIE February 7, 2023
Get the harper mug.a Harper is a person who will shit on the phone with you with her mic and camera on, and also sends you videos of her pissing (you can hear the piss stream too). She is not all that bad once you get past her Hitler and orphan jokes (especially directed towards me since I am adopted). She makes you laugh and smile until you are literally throwing up, and she can also inhale a whole ass meal in one bite. I love Harper's, and they are so fun to be around.
Harper is such an uwu pick me girl
by AXELYYNNN February 16, 2023
Get the Harper mug.A fucking asshole of a femboy who is a cunt to his friends for no reason. No matter how kany chances he's given, he finds a way to hurt the ones he calls friends.
He's a femboy thus we all know he wears a bra in his free time. Though it's a sport bra, a bra nonetheless and he glazes the fuck out of famous fat furry lover Pyrocynical.
He's a femboy thus we all know he wears a bra in his free time. Though it's a sport bra, a bra nonetheless and he glazes the fuck out of famous fat furry lover Pyrocynical.
by Bigforehead12 March 29, 2025
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