Harper

Harper is a sexy beast who takes long strides while walking because he has a monsterous dick. He constantly walks with his hands in his pockets with a smile on his and is always on the sidelines during football games.

Person 1: “why he walk like that”

Person 2: “he has a monsterous dick”

Person 1: “is he a Harper?”
Person 2: “yup”

by Iheartbigmouthjay November 24, 2021

Harpering

The act of standing around and playing on your phone avoiding work at all cost

I went in back and Christian was harpering, typical

by cheekyjew January 6, 2015

Lacy-Harper

A Lacy-Harper is a beautiful small little girl who is outgoing and willing to give things ago and if you don't have a lacy that's sad because she is such a girl to snuggle and always giggles to anything scary or funny if she smiles around you it means your a great person and that she likes you. Lacy-Harper also means a small family of like 4 and maybe 2 dogs and will always look out for you and have your back!!!!!

Lacy-Harper means a young genuine young lady with an open heart.

by Lila rose June 5, 2018

Devin Micheal Harper

These kinds of humans are better grilled with charcoal as it is to better saturate the skin color

Person 1: “Devin Micheal Harper is better spitroasted”
Person 2: “Actually if you spit roast them they’ll explode due to the amount of ’gyat’ in the Devin Micheal Harper”

by Korg joeyish November 27, 2023

Allen Harper

To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.

"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"

by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022

Cody Harper

The guy who gets all the girls but is really dumb and turns them down. Although he is caught up in relationships he always has time to hang out with his best friend.

Omg you’re such a Cody Harper

by Urbanlover69 May 11, 2018

Harper

A Harper is the most athletic girl you will meet. She’s super attractive, and has all the boys falling for her. Harper has lots in common with other people so, she has tons of friends. You can tell any Harper a secret and they will keep it forever if you want them to🥰. Harper’s are always best friends to anyone and will have anyone’s back no matter what!! I love Harpers so much!!

Friend: Harper I am so jealous of you. You are so pretty and perfect

Harper: That’s very sweet of you but you shouldn’t be intimidated by me. Nobody is perfect. I’m jealous of you!!

Boy: “geez” who’s the girl

Boys friend: oh you mean Harper?

Boy: if Harpers the one who is really good at sports and is the prettiest girl I have ever seen then yes that is Harper

by Sup Kate July 14, 2019