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Goblin Punch 

Goblin Punch is a modified form of the sexual maneuver "Donkey Punch".

Once the male partner has entered "Goblin Mode" and has reached the orgasm's event horizon, he is to strike the female in the back of the skull with the mythical hammer Mjolnir, and scream "GOBLIN PUNCH!"
"I Goblin Punched my wife last night, and I think she is going to take the week off of work because of it. I feel like she never really recovered from that."
Goblin Punch by GoblinPuncher July 15, 2022
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Goblin Style 

When a under man goes berserk during sex and starts thrusting at speeds of 5+ mph and starts to snarl and foam at the mouth, like a goblin. This may also include rapidly changing sexual positions, and biting of various body extremities.
Person 1: did you hear what Steve did last night?
Person 2: I heard he went goblin style on Rebecca.
Person 1: yeah he did, I heard she came home crying and bleeding.

Person 2: damn hope she's okay.
Goblin Style by Mogiew July 22, 2022

Goblin mode 

Nick and hunter go goblin mode when there tgt
Goblin mode by Mathieu campbell September 16, 2022

Goblin Mode 

A mode Soren Rosdahl commonly spiritualizes into where he goes rabid and crazy.
Goblin Mode by Deksun December 10, 2022

Goblin Mode 

When you go into a state of grief and sorrow and resort to becoming a goblin.
Person 1: I am going Goblin Mode.

Person 2: No! Dont go Goblin Mode!
Goblin Mode by BowlPlane January 17, 2023

Goblin Gut Gobbled 

A sex act in which a person is anally penetrated and bends themselves forward enough that they are able to perform analingus on the person penetrating them.
I hooked up with a contortionist last week and she goblin gut gobbled me. I came so hard I woke up two days later.

Goblin mode 

When a animal acts funny or attacks someone for no reason
Speaker1: yo do you see that cat?
Speaker2: yeah man it’s going goblin mode