grumpying

The act of being grumpy on a regular basis by wives.

My wife was grumpying me all day long today.

by Swing1177 February 14, 2018

grumpy man

my brother Julian

wow, Julian is a grumpy man!

by Mini clown September 14, 2020

the grumpy marmoset

when a man who cannot reproduce throws his semen into a group of bystanders

dude why is mike in jail "he found out he cant reproduce and did the grumpy marmoset on a group of people downtown."

by grumpy marmoset lover June 9, 2022

grumpy clam

A vagina that has not been pet,touched or penetrated by fingers or a penis fake or real.

That chick is always angry she must have a bad case of the grumpy clam.

by Moper69 December 17, 2016

grumpy old man

GOM

Grumpy Old Man, like CIA director Johnnie Brennan! Someone dissed his "friend" invitation and he went GOM!! They thumbed down his Facebutt comment and he swore like a GOM!!

by rodger wilco December 24, 2015

Grumpy dumpy

A shit that is not refreshing to let go and you wish you hadn’t.

I just shifted my pants that shit was grumpy dumpy.

by Palmer McCshitter June 4, 2022

Grumpy-wumpkins

One who is grumpy for no good reason.

Adelia insisted on being a grumpy-wumpkins for a good two hours after the finish of the boardgame she'd lost, though several well brewed cups of tea eventually put her in good spirits again

Wee Willykins then kissed and hugged the hoppity pot and promised always to help the dollies and never to be an old grumpy-wumpkins again

by Charlemagne1993 June 16, 2017