goof

matt Eyd.

in math class matt gives the wrong answer to an easy question and embarrasses him self, so i would say your a goof

by mr. clows October 21, 2010

Goof

Noun/Verb
1. To jizz
2. Jizz
3. When someone messes up

girl: did you just goof?

guy: i was with my chick and i goofed all over her face

guy: i got goof on my bed

guy: i just goofed

by sneakysneakerskeak May 2, 2010

goof

To ejaculate, also the nickname of a brother in a certain fraternity.

1. Dude, I just saw that bitches cootch, I think I just goofed my pants.

by rl44 November 7, 2007

Child Goof

When in some period of your childhood you mess up/make yourself look like the biggest retard/Goof up past the point of return and you remember it when you are older.

"oh yeah bro remember when you and i dressed as actionman to the dress up day?"
"yeah dude that was a major child goof right there yo"

by calculator man May 11, 2014

goofing on a triangle

When you're batshit crazy and make up expressions to explain things that make no sense.

Q: Why did you put the cat in the freezer?
A: Oh, I was just goofing on a triangle

by xXxDriftking420xXx August 2, 2017

goof

to accidentally ejaculate into a woman, impregnating her.

Well, ya know...I wasn't really planning on having little Johnny, but I goofed inside my girlfriend, so here we are...

by CaptainMasterZ August 16, 2017

goof

it's not a french word, it's instead an inside joke/typo my friend had made. goof is good, good is goof. be a goof. the end.

me:*sends meme with unfunny caption*
penelhoepe: that's goof
penelhoepe:*good

by hansolismyaesthetic August 22, 2017