Fuck up an Anvil

An ability to screw up simple tasks. Commonly written out as "X could fuck up an anvil" it is meant to imply a thing that should otherwise be unbreakable is not safe with them. A common revision of the insult involves adding the words "with a rubber mallet," as the fact that rubber is softer than steel means it should be impossible for a rubber mallet to do any damage to a steel anvil.

"Did Mike just touch the thing with the big sign right next to it that says 'do not touch?'"
"Yeah. Mike ... Mike could fuck up an anvil."
"With a rubber hammer."

by MapleStreet May 8, 2020

drunk the fuck up

Inebriated enough to, wholeheartedly, believe in the fabrications created by one's own mind; regardless of the baselessness of the belief. 😐

Bobby: ¡Arrivederci amico mio!
Daniel: ¡Autentico, mi amor!
Bobby: But.... you're drunk the fuck up😑😑😑

Daniel: *ahhbpltt* 🤪

by SlasherDreams March 23, 2020

Shut the Fuck Up

Say it when someone be sayin' some dumb shit.

When someone be saying some dumb shit, give em a bombastic side eye, and say,
"Shut the fuck up."
"Shut the fuck up."
"Shut the fuck up."

by P0PPYTPLAYS August 1, 2023

Fuckidy fucked up

When you’re so fucked up that like. Woah. You’re kinda high mannnn

*is extremely under the influence of anything*
“I am fuckidy fucked up”

by Nozie.rosie May 3, 2018

fuck up lil

Instead of shut the fuck up which is to long to say. You make it short and say fuck up lil.

Y'all need to pick up some trash. Fuck up lil

by Matt Brandon August 18, 2017

Fuck up montana

“Fuck up montana” is a term used when referring to an older Asian woman pegging a younger white male. This saying originates From the book “Sprague High School Adventures”

1: Wow! Willa is totally fucking up montana right now! His asshole is getting penetrated thoroughly.

(“Fuck up montana” is a term used when referring to an older Asian woman pegging a younger white male. This saying originates From the book “Sprague High School Adventures”)

by Diego’s creamy info June 17, 2022

fucked up shiy

when you cant spell fucked up shit

damn i meant to spell fucked up shit, not fucked up shiy

by squints1234 January 29, 2018