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A person who thinks they're a huge fan of fall out boy, but they've only heard Centuries and Immortals,
Fake fob fan: OMG I LUV FALL OOT BOI SOOO MUCH
Real fan: Yeah my fav song is This Ain't a Scene
Fake: Wha...?
Real: Whos your fav member?
Fak: Wait... its a band?
Real fan: Yeah my fav song is This Ain't a Scene
Fake: Wha...?
Real: Whos your fav member?
Fak: Wait... its a band?
by thnksfrptrck June 26, 2015
by wolfbait51 May 09, 2011
FOB (Future Other Betty):
1 - Reference to the new model wife/wives of Don Draper on Mad Men.
2 - Applied when a man picks a subsequent mate that is just as damaged as the first, thus repeating behavior pattern that will make a successful long-lasting pairing virtually impossible.
FOBs tend towards pretty on the outside...with a side of viciousness that makes one cringe. And in the case of Mad Men, yell at the television. In real life, avoidance is the preferred method of dealing with a FOB.
1 - Reference to the new model wife/wives of Don Draper on Mad Men.
2 - Applied when a man picks a subsequent mate that is just as damaged as the first, thus repeating behavior pattern that will make a successful long-lasting pairing virtually impossible.
FOBs tend towards pretty on the outside...with a side of viciousness that makes one cringe. And in the case of Mad Men, yell at the television. In real life, avoidance is the preferred method of dealing with a FOB.
I certainly hope Megan doesn't turn out to be a FOB (future other Betty).
Poor Brian, he can't see she's a FOB. How many times does he have to make the same mistake?
Poor Brian, he can't see she's a FOB. How many times does he have to make the same mistake?
by WVUALUM95 October 18, 2010
by DAVRAV July 26, 2006
" I can't stand my kids so much I've taken to fobbing them off on my mom. She's so stupid she thinks it's her idea."
by Outtatowncheese May 22, 2018
by Mikedooey45600 November 24, 2021