Flock of sparrows hitting a windmill

This is the sound made when the brown hail from your anus hits the porcelain of the toilet.

"That vindaloo from last night sounded like a flock of sparrows hitting a windmill this morning, and it left my arse like 12 guage birdshot, I'm telling you!" Winston Churchill the day after meeting Queen Elizabeth the 2nd for the first time over a Ruby Murray.

by Kingmob Barbelith May 19, 2022

Flocking

The act if covering a inanimate object in pubic hairs and using your jizz as the glue between the two

Person 1: yo bro, you tryna go flocking on my pinkie pie toy this afternoon?
Person 2: Im calling the cops

by Ifyouseethisspqrykitsme March 22, 2025

Flocked

Getting flocked is when someone goes in your garden and places multiple fake flamingos without giving you pior notice or consent. It’s similar to getting fucked because now you have to remove the flamingos and its mess.

Alice: did you see your garden bro?
Rachel: what did you do to me this time bitch?
* Rachel goes check her garden*
Rachel: what the fuck did you do Alice?!
Alice: Sounds like you got flocked.

by Haha Rachel October 20, 2023

Flock

A group of bitches/women. When there are multIple "birds".

“Damn where’s the flock at, there’s only a couple birds”

by Bread380 February 5, 2022

Camel Flock

A pack of Arabs

Look at that camel flock

by MisterMCTastic January 15, 2015

Flock of beagles

And unusually large pack of small dogs, specifically beagles. Sometimes also called a beagle harem, these packs average in size around 42 members and are known to appear randomly in small and/or secluded locations.

*yap yap yap*
A: Damn bro, flock of beagles your neighbors or what?
B: Nah that's just the holding pen for the asian place on the corner...

by RelativeDynamic September 7, 2012

Flock

To Rob somebody or a house

yo bro yesterday i flocked the shit outta

by hoahdanamle November 28, 2022