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email-rambling

Def. 1: Like regular verbal rambling, except it's in the form of an email.

Def. 2: Where a person carries on at length about a desired topic in the form of an email. Often not actually making a point about anything at all. And often sent to a close friend, co-worker, or confidant.
Ingrid: Geez, I was so bored at work yesterday.
Edward: Obviously. You were email-rambling about that guy who never called you from last weekend.
Ingrid: Oh, right. Thanks for the reminder.
Edward: Sorry. Email-ramble all you want. We all do it.
by Ingrid Carmichael October 23, 2005
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Emanism

The act of holding responsibility for an object, movement, organization or other certain things, yet selectively and selfishly ignoring said responsibility in favour of their own profit or of their own interest.
"I swear this guy is such a strong believer in emanism, just look at him on his golden throne giving no fucks to anyone else."

"I literally didn't get paid because of my boss' emanism."
by rachneru February 23, 2018
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emailically

I'll contact you emailically tomorrow.

Send me the resumé emailically.
by Lady Chevalier October 4, 2005
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Instant message emails

emails that people send emails back and forth when they can't get on AIM or yahoo IM,so they are forced to wait through the person typing or sending.this takes very long.
dude colin and i sent IME's(instant message emails) all say yesterday because my mom's computer wouldn't download yahoo IM.
by Giger October 8, 2006
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Egalitarian

believing that I should basically have the same rights as everyone else, no matter who the heck I am and no matter who the heck they are
This ignorantracist sack of crap speaks to me like I don't believe in an egalitarian society.
by The Chosen One_ September 12, 2019
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emale

No time for sexuality. An emale is someone who spends as much time on the internet as possible. Courting and having a relationship takes up too much time.
Man: So, are you looking?
Emale: Sorry, I don't even do cybersex

Woman: Got a special someone?
Emale: The only reason I'm here is because I need to pay the internet bill.
by Ashley S February 10, 2006
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Dear John Email

A generic email from HR telling you that you have not received the job you applied for. It contains many of the same elements as a dear John letter. We like you very much, we appreciate that you like us as well, but their are other people that we more interested in seeing.
Joel: Have you heard about that job yet at the hospital?

Kobar: I woke up and found a dear john email in my in-box. Looks like I'll be bagging groceries for the rest of my life.

Joel: Bummer
by Vincent84 February 15, 2010
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