1) Your buddy gets too drunk and starts making a fool of himself. Someone (also quite drunk) takes it upon themselves to help them, usually poorly, and becomes the drunken martyr.
Person 1: "Did you hear about how Randy puked on Anna when she tried to help him last night? He was so drunk he couldn't even walk outside."
Person 2: "Well, that's what happens when you try and be a drunken martyr."
Person 2: "Well, that's what happens when you try and be a drunken martyr."
by lavish May 20, 2014
Get the Drunken Martyrmug. by tinyrascalsavage September 4, 2016
Get the angry drunken skunkmug. Ben: “Damien, I saw joey change his sheets this morning after a night out drinking. I think he pissed himself”
Damien:”i’m not surprised he’s a drunken sprinkler
Damien:”i’m not surprised he’s a drunken sprinkler
by Bigballs42 June 28, 2024
Get the Drunken Sprinklermug. A virtual experience where you get to beat people up in random places but the people go to the hospital very fast
by Randomguy124 May 16, 2022
Get the Drunken Bar Fightmug. A body of at least 10 extremely drunken people passed out on top of each other or around each other forming a human pile or a group.
by MLGPugMaster January 13, 2017
Get the drunken pilemug. by reallygoodlookingman1 May 16, 2022
Get the drunken messmug. The act of having anal sex without the use of a lubricant. It is often performed while in a drunken state and no lube is available. The word is derived from the movie Grease and Sandy's strong desire for booze and anal sex.
"Without lube, we're gonna have to take this drunken sandy nice and slow. I can't be no grease lightnin."
by spectical July 21, 2016
Get the Drunken Sandymug.