The odd sensation you get when you see or hear someone that says or does something extremely awkward or embarrassing. The sensation comes on in a fashion similar to the onset of goose bumps, hence the name. Also known as retard tingles.
When we were in high school, based on a loophole, we all took chorus for credit in our senior year. The teachers were so upset that when we took advantage of this never-used loophole that they punished us by making us do group voice lessons. At the lessons, each one of us had to sing multiple notes, by ourselves, in front of the rest of the group. Watching a bunch of hockey/football players do this was as awkward as it gets. Needless to say, everyone listening got dork bumps.
by blunas December 20, 2010
Get the Dork Bumpsmug. My husband is such a tool all he does is sit on the computer and pick up dork shards instead of banging me!
by jopazo June 18, 2009
Get the Dork Shardmug. (at the loudest projectible voice) You are all dork sided!!!!! Un-whole-eee!! Garghouls, tarrot-curds, dorkness, dork-sided-ed-nesssss!!!! Get the **** outta my goddam house in the name of Jesus Christ!! amen ...
by wmike145 November 18, 2005
Get the dork sidedmug. The Orkin Man in the commercials... Standing at attention with his Orkin Helmet and sign on a stick... giving the evil eye to the giant termites.
At the end of the typical Orkin TV commercial, the Orkin Dork gives the evil eye to the giant termite.
by Side of Fries April 1, 2011
Get the Orkin Dorkmug. Grade A dork
Anybody who goes around in an Inspector Gadget coat, is violent, has a shitty temper, lies alot, and prefers his women to not speak english.
Anybody who goes around in an Inspector Gadget coat, is violent, has a shitty temper, lies alot, and prefers his women to not speak english.
That Grade A dork kicked me for no reason.
Beware of that Grade A dork, he beats people up - including the few women that he can get.
That Grade A dork threatened to kill me.
Beware of that Grade A dork, he beats people up - including the few women that he can get.
That Grade A dork threatened to kill me.
by original_oseanoman December 14, 2009
Get the Grade A dorkmug. by AnonymousHack April 2, 2010
Get the Dork Punchmug. a shelf within a room in which typically unacceptable or nerdy paraphernalia is acceptable and in most cases cool to have on display
Dude, Nick has a bad ass dork shelf, it has the original Storm Shadow action figure, a signed photo of the Greatest American Hero, some Star Trek books, and the original floppy disks for MS DOS 5.0.
by supirio March 9, 2010
Get the dork shelfmug.