The Green Diver

A sexual act in which the male engages in oral sex after careful consideration as to whether the pussy he is about to eat fits into his macros. Once engaged in said cunnilingus, the male closes his eyes and pictures the female the way she looks on her Instagram account.

Man I just got back from my trip to Arizona, gave a few girls the Green Diver

by Master Seacock April 8, 2019

Diver

smelly bastards that don’t wash

“you smell like a diver”

by Damien Bliver December 30, 2017

Diver

The person you send in to possibly be arrested in a sketchy situation. Usually this situation is related to credit card fraud, or to see if the cops will arrest anyone going back to a possibly compromised location.

"That bag whore said she'd be the diver for a fat sack - she's gonna try to get a gift card at Nordstrom's with that sketchy credit card you made."

by shukujo January 5, 2020

Master Diver.

Anyone that is Master of Cunnilingus, eating pussy.

I love pussy so much, I'm a Master Diver.

by Master Diver November 15, 2020

Diver's Dip

When a man, in a teabagging motion, dips an erection into some form of lube. The penis during this action simulates a proper pencil dive, therefore, giving it it's namesake.

Don did a Diver's Dip to prepare for his "meeting" with Brian.

by Giant Leprechaun November 4, 2020

Cockpit Dingle Diver

When a womans vag is so loose you physically fall into her void

"Are you sure youre a virgin Virginia Mae?"
"Why yes I am Gregory"
(Spreads legs, inserts tip but falls into the void)
"Why....HOT DAMN woman! You tryna kill me? Got damn Cockpit Dingle Diver in your crotch magnet"

by z4120 March 19, 2017

Pussy diver

One who licks pussy juice by sticking their head into girl's vaginas.

Joe is a pussy diver cuz he likes crawling into ppl's vaginas

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) April 16, 2017