Divorced dad

It fucking means that you're dressed like a divorced dad, you're probably gay btw

Guy 1: you look like a divorced dad

Guy 2: what's that supposed to mean asshole

Guy 1: ur gay

Guy 2: *makes out with guy 1*

by Jesus.is.your.mother June 29, 2021

divorceddad_

divorceddad_ is a very pog person, it has a tiktok account, a twitter account and an instagram account, and it is always open to new social media

divorceddad_ is moots with ellashq, themilkmaniscomingforu and lots of other cool people!

i love divorceddad_, they’re a great editor!

by divorceddad_ September 7, 2021

Divorce papers

A colour, slightly yellowish white with a pinch of almond brown.

Divorce papers is the best colour to ever exist, can't prove me wrong.

by Dirtymindedbish October 16, 2021

Divorce Fart

A Divorce Fart is when your poor spouse enters your fart cloud and the stench is so offensive that it results in divorce.

“Liesel had been warning Jeff for years that he’s going to eventually dish out the divorce fart. Little did he know it would be so soon. Beef stew was a bad choice”

by CleorgeGooney January 19, 2022

Divorced Mack Daddy

A lesser form of the mack daddy. Divorced mack daddy describes a man who is reliably successful with many women, but only early in the interactions. This means that although he’s talked to many women and has the confidence and charisma to do so, he ultimately never makes it anywhere with them.

I got 25 bitches on my snap and none of them fuck after the first week. I feel like a divorced mack daddy

by snopp doog January 30, 2022

divorce gene

gene responsible for the lack of love life that children of divorce may experience

she’s never been kissed because she has the divorce gene

by child of divorce June 1, 2022

Divorce-Leprosy

When you lose your spouse's friends in the divorce and you lose your own friends because you are so sad and depressed that everyone avoids you like the plague.

Since her marriage ended, Jill's sadness created an onset of Divorce-Leprosy that made even the oldest of her friends avoid being around her.

by xlittlellama July 22, 2022