KFC Criminal

A Black Thief who Steals Chicken from KFC.

White angel:Oh my god a KFC Criminal Officer HELP!!

Officer:DROP THE CHICKEN YOU DIRTY KFC CRIMINAL

KFC Criminal:"Money Noises"

Officer:HES GOT A GUN! -Bang -Bang -Bang

Officer:Another Monkey terminated

by frankiemacdoggy February 23, 2024

The Smooth Criminal

When you and another person are about to have sex, and you repeatedly start asking “Annie, are you okay?” You keep asking this, regardless of what the person says, until they’re no longer in the mood for sex.

“So last weekend was actually great, I used the Smooth Criminal to great effect, and now none of her friends will talk to me, either. Peace and quiet is in store for me.

by anon415 February 4, 2023

Criminal user

A term used by members of the Vyond/GoAnimate community to refer to users they dislike, typically trolls.

Top 10 worst users/criminals/criminal users

by gabrielrenato March 27, 2024

Polo Collar Criminal

Millennial/Gen-X male (usually white) who is not highly skilled and doesn’t come from family money but has a nice car, nice house/apartment & disposable income. Typically involved insurance fraud or MLM’s or direct marketing. Almost never prosecuted.

How does Brad spend 3 hours at Lifetime Fitness everyday and drive a 5 series BMW? He’s a polo collar criminal bro…

by JG500 August 27, 2022

Criminally short

Refers to the small length or size of something, which is "short" to the point where it can be punished by the law.

"...dude, I mean, you're short but not like criminally short..."

"All pop nowadays are criminally short".

by santgozpt April 12, 2018

Crimin’

Looking good. Right. Fresh.

Killian be crimin’ with his new skids.

by JuliOh May 12, 2022

Smooth Criminal

What Michael Jackson called "little Michael". What he fantasised about doing, but couldn't. Read the lyrics of the song - he wouldn't keep asking if Annie was okay (Oakley?) if she were dead, now would he?

Jenny: I was hit by a Smooth Criminal last night.
Sally: I thought you were walking funny today.

by Cool4Katz April 14, 2023