by NotCosmic January 12, 2019
The best person ever to walk on this planet. They are both funny and caring (very hard to find in a person) This mf will make you the happiest person ever just like how they made me happy. They are also the most lovable dumbass in the world.
by cosmiccc June 23, 2021
by Malume phill January 18, 2019
Shooting your load on the ceiling of a black light lit room. Leaving behind spots that look like the night sky
by Stickworks December 18, 2017
An intelligent person who is capable of doing math but, for reasons of entropy/fate/providence/bad luck, gets the answers wrong anyway, even to the extent that even math teachers are stumped as to why.
"I checked my answer 20 times. 20 TIMES! And the teacher checked it five times! I showed my work twice over. Neither of us knows how I got question 4 so wrong."
"You poor cosmic miscalculite..."
"You poor cosmic miscalculite..."
by gorpoglorp January 28, 2023
The new term coinded by Link E. Starbureiy given to the old 'Big Bang'. This word is more appropriate because it implies that two or more objects collided and created the universe, rather than a random-source explosion.
by Cosmologer September 29, 2007
by TheHomieLettuce January 02, 2022