A politician who is more concerned with the interests of corporations, but the only reason they champion conservative values like "preserving the family" is to appeal to the conservative masses in order to distract them from their corporatist interests that will eventually screw over their constituents.
"Man, I really like that Mitt Romney guy. He really cares about family."
"You better realize he's a corporate conservative who hides his assets in the Cayman Islands, and he's playing like you like a fiddle..."
"You better realize he's a corporate conservative who hides his assets in the Cayman Islands, and he's playing like you like a fiddle..."
by IceColdCapriSunsAreUnderrated February 21, 2012
A doomed or laughable corporate project/idea/presentation that was conceived and designed by management pinheads along with sales and marketing douchebags.
So named because it embodies a thick layer of management B.S. spread on to a generous slice of sales and marketing fail.
So named because it embodies a thick layer of management B.S. spread on to a generous slice of sales and marketing fail.
This powerpoint that Jason sent out is the greatest example of Corporate Toast I have ever seen. I can't wait until the project chokes on it and finally dies.
by Hy Pyke November 29, 2009
A person in the employ of a large or opulent corporation who is overly ambitious, blindly loyal to their company, and/or dismissive to others. Corporate Holes are generally rude, flaunt an air of entitlement, and have little regard for anyone unless they meet a need/desire to further the corporate hole's career or status. Corporate holes are generally freshly hired MBAs aspiring to climb the social ladder.
I was in line at the grocery store when some corporate hole making a deal on the cell phone cut in front of me and pretended he didn't see me standing there.
by bk3 May 08, 2007
A temporary form of amnesia where a corporate employee retains no knowledge of previous conversations (particularly when involving benefits to underlings).
Most often seeing in managerial types, or those working in a corporate environment for a very long time.
Most often seeing in managerial types, or those working in a corporate environment for a very long time.
Example #1:
Bob: "Remember in the meeting last week when my boss said I would be in charge of that new project? Well, I noticed Carl working on it, and when I spoke to my boss, she denied ever speaking to me about it."
Jane: "See-- it's that corporate dementia kicking in again."
Example #2:
Rick: "Dude, my boss just told me the exact same thing he said an hour ago-- must be that corporate dementia."
Bob: "Remember in the meeting last week when my boss said I would be in charge of that new project? Well, I noticed Carl working on it, and when I spoke to my boss, she denied ever speaking to me about it."
Jane: "See-- it's that corporate dementia kicking in again."
Example #2:
Rick: "Dude, my boss just told me the exact same thing he said an hour ago-- must be that corporate dementia."
by Stephanie Tool March 13, 2008
Joe: You wanna come party tonight?
Charlie Sheen: Nah man, I don't do that no more.
Joe: Ah what?? Did you go corporate?
Charlie: Joe I've been corporate...
Charlie Sheen: Nah man, I don't do that no more.
Joe: Ah what?? Did you go corporate?
Charlie: Joe I've been corporate...
by Christoph Walzing April 09, 2013
The rules, regulations, and unwritten policy for a corporation, the way it treats its employees, allowing them to dress a certain way or have certain events to their benefit.
This was changed to make people feel better about the restraints put on them at work.
This was changed to make people feel better about the restraints put on them at work.
by jim_witness May 04, 2005
listens to radio music. Eats at the place thats "in". Wears whats "in". Does whats "in". Thinks to whats "in". Is controlled by big corporations.
by Politricks September 09, 2003