emo clothes

stupid nonsence clothes worn by pitiful, wanna-be-goth-but-get-kicked-out-of-hot topic, depressed because their life sucks hardcore (as in they cant get laid or their girlfriend dumped their pansy asses).

wtf. he is such a whiney little bastard. look at what he's wearing.

by Allycia November 7, 2004

cum cloth

1. a cloth used to clean out cum
2. same thing as a douchebag
3. a different way to call someone a douchebag

3. girl: god kyle, you're such a douchebag!
kyle: no, my roommate is a douchebag
girl: well then, you're a cum cloth
roommate: yes! cum cloth! that is soo your nickname now!
>>everyone laughs...except kyle, 'cause he is a cum cloth<<

by crock & s dawg November 3, 2006

Shower clothes

Simple, the clothes you wear in the shower.

YOU SHOWER NAKED YOU SICK FUCKING FREAK.

I GOT SOME GREAT VINTAGE SHOWER CLOTHES FROM ARK.

by chloerose444 April 6, 2009

touching cloth

having an urge to shit and hold on

i was driving home the other night and really needed a turd seriously i was touching cloth i was that close

by lytral 79 August 4, 2009

Painted on clothes

where a person has there body painted to look like they have clothes on but are really naked.They then go out in public and see how many people really notice.

Kathy look like she's got clothes on but there really painted on clothes.

by Deep blue 2012 December 17, 2009

scratchin' cloth

Having to shit so badly that the turd is making it's entrance into the world and leaving a streak in your underwear.

Dude where's the bathroom I've got one scratchin' cloth.

by ducluver November 27, 2007

saturated cloth

When you have the most horrific diarrhoea and you don't quite make it to the toilet. As opposed to "touching cloth" with a regular shit.

Gerard: how you feeling?
Andy: Bad, got the shits
Gerard: did you make it or were you touching cloth?
Andy: nah, more like Saturated cloth with this one. A bit like when a rhino goes for a dip in a lake.

by Wolfpack2011 July 9, 2020