Australian map

A pseodo-ratchase

The kids were having a sock party in the daughter's room making too much noise so there mom walked in and said "stop that now, an old man will use a long sock and go a long way for an Australian map

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

australian biscuit

A dark haired woman who everyone loves and trusts and their biggest rebellion in life was their second earing piercing.

Oh my, don't you think Becky is such an Australian biscuit, everybody's favorite!

by sunshinedave June 15, 2021

Forgotten Australians

Australians of voting age actively ignored by Australian Liberal Party between 7 Sept 2013-21 May 2022

A talking point used by a new leader of a political party desperately seeking a strategy to convince followers that there are Australians desperate to vote for him and that he’s not just reviled h the population

"We'll propose strong policy ... our policies will be squarely aimed at the forgotten Australians in the suburbs across Australia,"

by Cruicerod May 31, 2022

Australian Wastepipe

Shoving a didgeridoo into your anus with one end, pooping into it and another will receive it orally on the other end.

“I was asked if I wanted to do the Australian Wastepipe with my partner”

by Delaginger February 22, 2021

Australian chink

A yellow slanted-eyes person who always had dreams about migrating to Australia.

But he/she become a nuisance & pest to Australia once he migrated to it

(At one Australian airport)

Bobby: Hey look! That person is so fucking happy to reach Australia now

Michael: He will be an Australian chink soon. What a loser he is...(rolls eyes & walk away)

by ThinkingAustralian October 12, 2008

Smokey Australian

During sex, the guy lights up and puts it out in the woman's ass. He then proceeds to have anal sex with her.

I'm totally going to do the Smokey Australian with her.

by asian persuasian March 20, 2009

Australian Sandpaper

When you are in australia on the beach having sex. The male pulls out his penis puts it in the sand and shoves back into the vagina.

You are on the beach having sex with a random girl. Mid stroke you pull out get some sand on your penis and shove it back into the vagina.That is the Australian Sandpaper.

by jonnyb1234 July 18, 2010