Ashton

A very short angry boy

You seen that short dude that looks like tinker bell?
"Yea, he looks like an Ashton"

by Poopypee12123 August 25, 2022

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a stupid bitch

ashton is a stupid bitch and fucks up shit

by isthatlilsauce June 29, 2022

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A man who has such a microscopic penis that Asian men mistake it for a grain of rice

Wing Wong Says: Mhhh that grain of rice looks like Ashton's Penis

by hhhheeeheheh July 25, 2022

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A very short friend who is often mistaken for a Mexican midget. They often are very concerned with their hair and will tend to use many products (hair spray, gel, etc). He is known to lie about the girls/guys they get with and hype them up. You can always count on them to not want to drive and leave complain about the mess when typically they make it. Always smoking week or drinking too much and becoming anyone. Overall you don't want to be friends with a Ashton

Also pretty sure they're all gay.

billy "Your friend Ashton is really weird"
John "I know his mom is friends with my mom"

by lakenbacon October 30, 2022

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