Adolf's Gas

A gas station where you can get 88% off

Come on down to Adolf's Gas for 88% off!!!

by El Buttsexo February 9, 2024

Adolf daddy

The most bountiful bounciest drakiest meat of all time would smash no matter the day and would bounce on it till i explode from pressure build up inside my asshole.

Adolf daddy was so good last night

by Big oily drake December 17, 2024

Adolf Hitler

A really thoughtful and caring little fellow

"I love Adolf Hitler"

by rigger trigger November 5, 2025

Adolf Rizzler

Not to be confused with the Rizzler or Adolf Hitler, an Adolf Rizzler is someone who commands a respectable amount of rizz (charisma), but who uses said rizz for deplorable reasons.

Person 1: "Frank is literally the Adolf Rizzler of my life, I fight a constant battle against him, but he keeps turning my friends against me."
Person 2: "Holy shit, they just hit the South Tower!"

by Ronlad Reneag January 31, 2025

Adolf Fredriks gosskör

A group of swedish jerks that sings while they masturbate. Sometimes they have guided masturbation from the leader of the group.

-What is that group of jerks that masturbate in the ikea?
-Thats Adolf Fredriks gosskör from Sweden.

by GrumpyDoge911 August 21, 2023

Adolf Hitler

A frustrated Austrian painter who eradicated thy opps by matter of genocide. As known, Adolf was a hardcore blood, so when he found out about the blue in the israel flag, he was forced to unleash warfare against his crippin opps. Adolf slid for von, unleashing anger in the crips of israel and they dissed his kicks and said his Jordan's were fake, to which hitler shot them all. Hitler, also known as hoodler is famous on oblock and even has a statue in his name there.

Crippin Jew- "Aye whatchu doin on my block whiteboy negative melanin sour cream lookin ass?"
Hitler- "Ich denke, es wäre das Beste für dich, mein Territorium zu verlassen, du Idiot. Ich werde die Kraft meines Schnurrbartes auf Ihre gesamte Blutlinie entfesseln. Du solltest gehen, bevor ich dich mit meiner Waffe treffe, sonst hättest du mir keine andere Wahl gelassen, als deine Religion auszurotten."
Crippin Jew-"Fuck you say to me whiteboy ass?"
Adolf Hitler- "Sei weg, ein übles Wesen"

by 69Gaykiller69(nottrue) February 28, 2024

Adolf Hitler

Literally subhuman. It’s such a low lifeform, that the wet sloppy shit I took earlier looks like a god by comparison. It’s so worthless that it was a waste of oxygen and the fact it finally decided to put an end to itself is the perfect wank material. It should’ve been tied to a post and given a plate of food just out of reach so it knows its place.

Let’s make that Adolf Hitler learn its place.

by Scaredy Bat July 21, 2025