A very short friend who is often mistaken for a Mexican midget. They often are very concerned with their hair and will tend to use many products (hair spray, gel, etc). He is known to lie about the girls/guys they get with and hype them up. You can always count on them to not want to drive and leave complain about the mess when typically they make it. Always smoking week or drinking too much and becoming anyone. Overall you don't want to be friends with a Ashton

Also pretty sure they're all gay.

billy "Your friend Ashton is really weird"
John "I know his mom is friends with my mom"

Ashton by lakenbacon October 30, 2022

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A genuine Nazi supporter.

Is that Ashton?

Yeah he literally hates Jews.

Ashton by Chkenbiscut December 2, 2022

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Ashton

the most amazing boyfriend you could ever ask for.

"Ashton is so amazing, isn't he?!"

Ashton by orelismoral December 16, 2022

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Local dildo dealer, likes fondling with Indian boys, can't play chess

watch out for ashton

ashton by lilgatt January 14, 2023

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