b flat

when you don't have a full blown boner

i was looking up her skirt and i got a b flat

by xtimmiex June 03, 2007

flat-footed

Flat-footed: Slow, behind the times, stupid, dull, dumb. Not fast enough to "catch up".

Jim was caught flat-footed in his response to the question regarding the latest techno gizmo's.

by Douglas Schmidt June 18, 2008

Flat Stanley

1) A Boner
2) A children's Book from the '60's from which the term got it's name.

*Note that the term can be used two ways, to refer to a boner, or to address one.
1) I was sitting in math and got a major flat stanley.
2) Hi flat stanley, do you wanna come out and play?

by CJ McMastaKewlio February 11, 2009

flat front

-noun
1. any living being that does not share the genital structure of a male being, thus not sharing the same mental capacity or ability to empathize or care.
2. someone with a vagina.
3. a woman, female, or girl.
4. typically used when pointing out the general female population or a specific member of the female population in a derogatory sense.
5. the crotchal region of a female. "Your flat front is well groomed."

"She has no concept of reality because she is a flat front." "Flat fronts are good at lying, deceiving and using their powers to manipulate."

by D. Miller August 29, 2007

flat earth

The theory that the earth is flat. Any one who says this is either stupid or drunk. We all know the earth is shaped like an Asian girl with big tits.

Wow! The flat earth society has members from all around the globe!

by High_AF October 19, 2018

flat tiring

the act of stepping on the backs of other peoples shoes causing them to trip or completely loose your shoe.

"Yo, did you see that kid flat tiring that poor kid in the hall?"
-"Yeah dude, he completely lost his shoe and all the people were kicking it around..i felt really bad for him."

by forkandspoon February 04, 2010

flat escalator

moving walkway

Hey, what's that flat escalator in the airports called?
A moving walkway, smartass.

by dictionary983645 November 18, 2013