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Procrastination Rooster

The consequence of procrastination is call Procrastination Rooster. Multiple consequences of multiple acts of procrastination will yield Procrastination Roosters. Procrastination Roosters need immediate attention, or they will make a lot of noise. Procrastination Roosters are easy to keep as pets - ignoring it keeps them around. Procrastination Roosters appear when you least expect it. In some cases, you know when you will be getting a visit from Procrastination Roosters.

When all the consequences of your procrastination comes crashing on you at once. Yup, the Procrastination Roosters have come home to roost.
It's the first day of work after the long Christmas holidays. For all the times I've said, I'll deal with that next year! Now the Procrastination Roosters have come home (to roost).
by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023
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Rooster Kiss

When two men pull back their cock heads and push their dick holes together.
Those dudes just dropped their pants, and did a Rooster Kiss.
by Loabn March 9, 2014
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hidden rooster

1. Another slang term for a male dogs red rocket

2. A nickname for a sexual act with another person

3. A knife on the television show, Cutlery Corner
"Dammit! Bubba's hidden rooster is out again!"
by SirAlot May 21, 2017
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lightning rooster

A masterbater of a higher power whose splurge is one that will cause a storm on Earth.
*hurricane begins* "Damnit God is right now when you have to be a lightning rooster"
by whatsgoodbruh December 15, 2017
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slimey rooster

An act in sex where that man puts his own semen all over his penis and screams "cock a doodle doo!" While analy penetrating the women
I have Jenny a slimey rooster last night and she loved it!
by Alex Schri January 11, 2017
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shoot the rooster

I'm dying to go out drinking. buddy I'm gonna shoot the rooster tonight!
by Mike alonso January 10, 2019
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Procrastination Rooster

When the consequences of all your procrastination comes back to haunt you, and you have to deal with them.
It's the first day of work since Christmas break. For all the times I said, I'll deal with that next year... all my procrastination roosters have come home (to roost).
by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023
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