Rooster Brick

An asshole who spends every waking moment of their time preventing others from engaging in the act of sexual intercourse!

see cockblock

That fuckin' Rooster brick busted in the room again, pissed my girlfriend off, so I'm jacking off once again!

by demon291000 December 23, 2010

lightning rooster

A masterbater of a higher power whose splurge is one that will cause a storm on Earth.

*hurricane begins* "Damnit God is right now when you have to be a lightning rooster"

by whatsgoodbruh December 11, 2017

Rooster Neck

A regular ass, BASIC ass, bitch.

You trying to treat me like one of these rooster neck ass hoes Trey

by GHOA5T August 07, 2019

Chinese Rooster

When you are having sex with an asian female, preferably during the early morning hours of spring or summer while the windows are open for fresh air (approximately 4-7 am), and she orgasms so loud that your roommates, parents, or neighbors wake up from the moan just as a rooster wakes up people from their cock-a-doodle-do.

Asian female: (with accent) Oh fuck! keep going i'm about to!
Neighbor next door: Hey! keep it down! I've had enough of your chinese rooster every day at 6:13 am!

by ldizzle2012 September 13, 2017

rooster blood

What I have called Sriracha because of the rooster on the bottle and because little kids may think that's what it is.

Customer: Do you have any rooster blood for my tofu?
Waiter: What on earth do you mean? We are a vegan gastropub!
Customer: Sorry, I meant Sriracha.

by von groovy May 24, 2017

gammin rooster

when someone thinks there cool but aren't,when someone tries to be funny but isn't,or when someoneis being a try hard..Basically used to pay someone out..

kit."heh,z man look at my tattoos" zac"sure cunt,your a gammin rooster

by tatboy November 04, 2006

Dirty Rooster

When a guy takes a picture of his penis with filthy hands with the tip touching the steering wheel

Oh girl, I just got send a dirty rooster

by Taylor5234 November 08, 2023