Mermaids Queef

The cool breeze that brushes past your scrotum, if you flush while sat on the toilet

Man that was a double flusher, I had to clear the breach mid drop to make space for more, Mermaids queef made my sack shrivel up like a wallnut.

by Mutterdata October 19, 2021

Floating Mermaid

When taking a dump in a porta-potty and the shit hits the water and the blue colored water and it gently kisses your butt hole

I was taking a dump in a 130 degree Porta-potty and the water gave me a Floating Mermaid

by Doc-Johnson July 25, 2021

Mermaid

A Mermaid is a predatory musical artist that creates music soley for the purpose of sucking money out of people.
Contrary to real mermaids, who sings soley for the purpose of sucking blood out of sailors.

Person 1: That Justin Bieber has a pretty good voice, but he makes terrible music.
How is he so rich?
Person 2: Because he is a Mermaid.

by White_trash88 June 26, 2021

Mermaid Green

Teal Green Color

"That is a beautiful green shirt that you are wearing."... "Thank you, it's Mermaid Green".

by Spartanmermaid August 14, 2017

secret mermaid

A secret mermaid is when a man makes his arm go numb/dead and then starts masterbating making it feel like someone else is doing it for him

Dan: Whats your favourite thing to do

Phil: Recreate a secret mermaid

by Jhhhjnnbbj July 30, 2017

Mermaid horsey girl

Mermaid horsey girls are under-water horsey girls. Their horses are seahorses tho.

Robert is a mermaid horsey girl!

by gangganggangalangadingdong February 27, 2019

Mermaids

Mermaids are people that support Nick Bean. They are some of the nicest, funniest, smartest, most supportive people on earth. They are part of an amazing fandom.

person: what do you call your fans nick?
nick: i call my fans mermaids

by aaliyahmr January 10, 2019